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Chris Talley

The Kookookatchoopacabre is coming to take you away, on his tragical history tour.

About Me

Warning: Too shy to make a move. Move on me, please! Trying to teach everyone to fish so I can quit fishing and get some damn rest!!! Engaging in hazardous occupations requiring mental alertness, such as driving a motor vehicle. ... I never know what to say here, um....Some call me hippie, some call me geek. I drink, I smoke, I smoke, among other things but you'll have to ask to find out. Very open minded and love deep intelligent conversation. Also silly petty nonsensical conversation. Also sitting in golden blissful silence. I made out with a closet once...after hiding under a window air conditioner for shelter from the rain...only it wasn't raining, the AC was dripping on my head... Forrest Gump - College was some confusing times.

My Interests

Music, Music, Music. Philosophical discussion of most any kind. Classic MoCars, Chilling out, zombie movies, getting to know more of these weird little creatures called "people"

I'd like to meet:

A cute little misanthrope to hate people with. :D

(The Battle)
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Music:

Everything from Atlantic R&B of the 40's/50's to Funk to Bluegrass to Folk to Rock too much more to name.televators
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Movies:

What the Bleep do We Know....WATCH IT! Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas....READ IT first, then watch ; Night of the Living Dead (orig.) ; Dawn of the Dead (orig.) ; Day of the Dead ; Land of the Dead Shaun of the Dead ; Star Wars Saga ; Red vs Blue ; Koyaanisqatsi ; Duel http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5370479393460637420& amp;q=Duel&total=29972&start=0&num=10&so=0&a mp;type=search&plindex=0

Television:

Television, television...I don't think I watch TV...but IF I do it is Adult Swim.(I'm also a closet Monster Jammer)

Books:

ROBERT ANSON HEINLEIN!!! Anything by the man is solid gold!
.. You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism.In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism


96%

Satanism


88%

agnosticism


71%

Paganism


71%

atheism


58%

Islam


54%

Hinduism


54%

Christianity


38%

Judaism


33%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
created with QuizFarm.comIn Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth....satanism!?

Heroes:

He does not expose himself needlessly to danger, since there are few things for which he cares sufficiently; but he is willing, in great crises, to give even his life, -knowing that under certain conditions it is not worth while to live. He is of a disposition to do men service, though he is ashamed to have a service done to him. To confer a kindness is a mark of superiority; to receive one is a mark of subordination...He does not take part in public displays...He is open in his dislikes and preferences; he talks and acts frankly, because of his contempts for men and things...He is never fired with admiration, since there is nothing great in his eyes. he cannot live in complaisance with others, except it be a friend; complaisance is the characteristic of a slave...He never feels malice, and always forgets and passes over injuries...He is not fond of talking...It is no concern of his that he should be praised, or that otheres should be blamed. He does not speak evil of others, even of his enemies, unless it be to themselves. His carriage is sedate, his voice deep, his speach measured; he is not given in to hurry, for he is concerned about only a few things; he is not prone to vehemence, for he thinks nothing very important. A shrill voice and hasty steps come to a man through care...He bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of his circumstances, like a skillful general who marshals his limited forces with all the strategy of war...he is his own best friend, and takes delight in privacy whereas the man of no virtue is his own worst enemy, and is afraid of virtue. Such is the Supermen of Aristotle.
1. cockweed
THE BEST comeback ever. It cannot be beat. Not even by cock juggling thunder cunt.
Trey: you asswipe.
Ashley: stop being a cockweed.
Trey: oh damn, you win.

~urbandictionary.com
Quotes from Robert Anson Heinlein
$100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000 — by which time it will be worth nothing.
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.
Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.
Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.
God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent — it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills.
There is no conclusive evidence of life after death. But there is no evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know. So why fret about it?
I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

My Blog

Job: A Comedy of Injustice

So a week ago I hear that my roommate will be having a friend from out of town over.A few days ago, it turned into a few friends for a birthday party.I wake up - 1200 hoursThe partygoers arrived at 17...
Posted by Chris Talley on Sun, 11 May 2008 01:32:00 PST

Youre Invited to spend your own money!

Inside, outside, up or down. Show up if you want, who gives a piss!No really, since my birthday is on a tuesday and most people work, anyone who wants to get together and hang out is cordially invite...
Posted by Chris Talley on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:36:00 PST

Merry Ecksmass: The Coff Sirip Edishun

    Well, it's that time of the year again.  All the same old TV shows: retellings of A Ecksmass Carol, A Ecksmass Story, Miracle on 32nd St. that new damn Grinch.  Good Old C...
Posted by Chris Talley on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 10:00:00 PST

Star Wars DVD Sets of Tomorrow

Lucasfilm has announced that it will be re-releasing the original Star Wars movies on DVD this Christmas season in their original format, without later additions such as the part where Greedo shoots b...
Posted by Chris Talley on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 08:53:00 PST

The End of an Era: Rest in Peace Party Mart

The store long known as Paducah's Most Interesting Store burned to the ground today.  Damage to Party Mart was total and most of adjoining Movie Gallery suffered SEVERE fire damage in what has be...
Posted by Chris Talley on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 05:03:00 PST

The philosopher -stoned

One underlying facet of my beliefs is that of unity. We none are more, and all is one. Not fractions of the whole, but the whole. And what do I mean when I say "We."? Not beings of pain and flesh and ...
Posted by Chris Talley on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 04:56:00 PST

Raise the Machine: Part Deux

NewGuy917: hello smarterchild.  how are you?SmarterChild: I'm doing well. How 'bout you, Man?NewGuy917: Pretty good.SmarterChild: Pretty good, huh? Fantastic. >>> You can type your request in you...
Posted by Chris Talley on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:09:00 PST

Words for life. From Crosby, Stills Nash and Young

Well I came across a child of God He was walking along the road And I asked him tell where are you going This he told me Well I am going down to Yasgur's farm Going to join in a rock and roll band Goi...
Posted by Chris Talley on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 06:41:00 PST

Raise the Machine

OK.  SmarterChild is an artificial intelligence chat "person" offered through AOL Messenger.This is our conversation from introduction, until now.But my question to you, fellow myspacers, Is what...
Posted by Chris Talley on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:29:00 PST

Solemn Spectator of our Destruction

I work at a party store/ liquor store here in Lone Oak, and just yesterday a lady openend the door and stood there asking for prices on...random. She said her kid was asleep in the car that ...
Posted by Chris Talley on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 02:18:00 PST