d rod toni

hey my name is derrod i enjoy head butting unicorns, going up to a big @$$ bee hive on a tree,drop'n my short and hump'n itdropping down and getting my eagle on, i have one leg and am still the jump-rope champ,scare'n old ladys with axes,read'n the phone book,being a mime because it's random day.i enjoy killing people that wear...anything ya dig.take'n all my clothes off, and run'n up and bear hug'n a cactus. i like walking in the rain,just as long as it's not outside.my fav thing about school is lunch and when it's over.I like to bungee jump off cranes with only a spaghetti noodle tied on.