I'd say I am a genius, but I am too modest...and my standards are a bit low.
I took a quiz that said I am 94% evil, and I am not the least bit bothered by it.
I carry a mirror everywhere I go...because life is filled with loud-mouth, know-it-all idiots that depress me to no end. So now, when I am confronted by one of these idiots, I can look into the mirror and be reminded that true greatness still exists.
Marathons disappoint me. At first, it looks like 20,000 idiots running out of the city. Then, they just come back. Just keep running, people!!!
Complex, mischievous, non-conforming, and dark. I can be a pain in the ass, but I'm OK with that. I choose to follow my own path in life...I would rather lead myself down the wrong path than mindlessly follow someone down what everyone else sees as the correct path...it's boring down there.
Versatility is my key ingredient, but I am often watered down with scotch, wine or sake.
"Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments." --John Steinbeck (The Grapes of Wrath)
Things that humor me are:
1 - "Environmentalists" who drink bottled water and/or ride motorcycles. Bottled water = plastic...why fuel the need for additional recycling when you can just filter your own water at home? Motorcycles = 60% more toxic emissions than an SUV.
2 - Little gangster girls...I would love to bind, gag, and torture you in my basement for a few weeks to test your "straight hardcore" durability.
This song was written about me...I think...