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baron von bullshit

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'd say I am a genius, but I am too modest...and my standards are a bit low.

I took a quiz that said I am 94% evil, and I am not the least bit bothered by it.

I carry a mirror everywhere I go...because life is filled with loud-mouth, know-it-all idiots that depress me to no end. So now, when I am confronted by one of these idiots, I can look into the mirror and be reminded that true greatness still exists.

Marathons disappoint me. At first, it looks like 20,000 idiots running out of the city. Then, they just come back. Just keep running, people!!!

Complex, mischievous, non-conforming, and dark. I can be a pain in the ass, but I'm OK with that. I choose to follow my own path in life...I would rather lead myself down the wrong path than mindlessly follow someone down what everyone else sees as the correct path...it's boring down there.

Versatility is my key ingredient, but I am often watered down with scotch, wine or sake.

"Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments." --John Steinbeck (The Grapes of Wrath)

Things that humor me are:
1 - "Environmentalists" who drink bottled water and/or ride motorcycles. Bottled water = plastic...why fuel the need for additional recycling when you can just filter your own water at home? Motorcycles = 60% more toxic emissions than an SUV.
2 - Little gangster girls...I would love to bind, gag, and torture you in my basement for a few weeks to test your "straight hardcore" durability.

This song was written about me...I think...


My Interests

Art and Jazz
Science and Nature
Fine Wine and Old Scotch
Sushi!
Domination
Newly added...photography
Cave exploring
The ocean!!!

I'd like to meet:

You know that infamous fork in the road? The one where the path to the right is bright and warm with the sound of birds singing, and the other is dark, cold and dead quiet? Who wants to take a left turn with me?

New dining establishments and hangover-proof scotch. New weekend travel and vacation destinations. Helpful reviews of cruise lines.

Realistic people with an ability to carry on a intelligent conversation before getting intoxicated and attempting to bowl.

Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell
Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!

Music:

An extremely diverse list.

I listen to a lot of popular shit.

I listen to a lot of obscure shit.

I listen to a lot of fucked up shit.

Movies:

Dark comedies
Crazy dramas
and
MIDGET PORN!!!

Television:

The TV is mainly background noise, but I do enjoy a few things that are not "reality tv", game or contest shows, or celebrity gossip.

Books:

The Universe in a Single Atom by The Dali Lama

The Dhammapada

The CCIE Security Lab Examination Study Guide (every damn version of it)

Shampoo bottles/P

Heroes:

Heroes are for people who don't know who they really are.