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KILL WHITEY!!! - CHRIS FARLEY

About Me

Some people call me the space cowboy. some come call me the GANGSTER OF LOVE. some people call me maurice, cause i speak of the pompotous of love. i'm a joker. i'm a smoker. i'm a MIDNIGHT TOKER. i make my lovin' on the run. i'm a picker. i'm a grinner. i'm lover and i'm sinner. i don't wanna hurt no one....

My Interests

within the next 5 years i'm going to be living in chicago. within the next 10 years i'll be a featured player at the famous second city stage in chicago. i want to be chris farley when i grow up.

I'd like to meet:

"Can anybody find me............. somebody to love?"

Music:

JIMI HENDRIX, LED ZEPPELIN, SUBLIME, THE DOORS, NIRVANA, BOB MARLEY AND THE WHALERS, THE SCORPIONS, IRON MAIDEN, ZZ TOP, MOTLEY CRUE, DIO, ACDC, LYNYRD SKYNYRD, RUSH, THE ZIGGENS, THIN LIZZIE, OUTKAST, DRE, SNOOP, NAS, BIGGIE, QUEEN, WOLFMOTHER

Movies:

GHOSTBUSTERS, ANYTHING WITH CHRIS FARLEY, STAR WARS FLICKS, BACK TO THE FUTURE, BATMAN, BASEKETBALL, ORGAZMO, CANNIBAL THE MUSICAL, BLOW, SCARFACE, DAZED AND CONFUSED, REQUIEM FOR A DREAM, ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND, FEAR AND LOATHING, THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, ANCHORMAN, HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE, ALL THE CHEECH AND CHONG MOVIES, ANIMAL HOUSE, BLUES BROTHERS, TRUE ROMANCE, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, ADAPTATION, THE DEPARTED

Television:

CHAPPELLE'S SHOW OF COURSE, THE SIMPSONS, FAMILY GUY, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, THE DAILY SHOW- YOUR BEST SOURCE ON THE PLANET FOR FAKE NEWS, OLD SCHOOL SNL, SOUTH PARK, MARRIED WITH CHILDREN

Books:

ANYTHING BY JACK KEROUAC HE'S MY FAVORITE AUTHOR, WILLIAM BLAKE, RIMBAUD, WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS, THE CATCHER IN THE RYE, DOSTOVIESKY I DON'T KNOW IF I SPELLED HIS NAME RIGHT, AS YOU CAN TELL I REALLY LOVE THE 50'S ERA-BEAT-POET-AUTHORS THE BEST. I LIKE SOME SHAKESPEAR, DR. THOMPSON

Heroes:

CHRIS FARLEY IS MY .1 IDOL AND HERO OF ALL TIME. JIMI HENDRIX, KEROUAC, HOMER SIMPSON, RODNEY DANGERFIELD, JOHN BELUSHI, MITCH HEDBERG, MY MOM