Jesus Christe vs. Mr. Simple Fuck Tummy |
Wow Fuck! It must have been one hundred and fifty thousand years since I last updated my blog. I am so excited in the taint to speak with you kind folks again. I was very sleepy jump nuggets and All t...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 22:16:00 GMT |
zzzzzzzzzzz.......... |
RE: zzzzzzzzzzz..........So,in 2053 I will be 86 years old. What a fuckin day that will be. You know what . . . . . . . . Go fuck yourself. "Painless cock sucking monkey tinkle slap happy juice boy." ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 23:57:00 GMT |
Mr. Marko Pollo vs. The Pesos |
People Underestimate Suddle Symptoms Yearly . . . .Hey there Folks! It has been some time since we sat together and chatted. I have been super busy lately jumping up and down on my Trampoline while wa...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 21:31:00 GMT |
Ms. Lolli Gagger and Mr. Nubbs |
Word to the absurd....It has been a quick minute since the blog has been active. I have had a few fans write asking for some updates. I would like you all to know that I recently was approaced by "Vic...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 23:40:00 GMT |
Poetry for the Soul |
Also my little friends....
My bestest friend in the hole world Sally Jensen (who just happens to be a ministers daughter) wrote this fantastik poem that I wanted to share with you all.
Harpsichord Lo...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 17:27:00 GMT |
The Charles Monroe Incident |
Hotty, McHotty, Hotness:
You all will never believe this....
So Mr. Andrews and myself (your heros) were at this worthless fucks house party, while low and behold, we run into Charles Monroe. Charles...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 15:19:00 GMT |
Mr.Andrews vs. Jolly Beans |
The other day....
Mr. Andrews and myself (of course) were walking out of a local Monkey Barrel Food Mart when we ran across you know who, Mr. Jolly-Jolly Jumping Beans. For some reason he de...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 21:39:00 GMT |
Your Mom is a Trick |
Hey Pigeons,
Last night, around 9:00 pm. I was walking down my street and these guys rolled up in a big van and asked me why I was looking so good. I told them its because I have class and style. At t...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:00:00 GMT |
Race Cars and Chicken Tar |
Hey there kiddies,
My mom was hanging out of a window the other day and in the midst of myself trying to pull her back inside the hotel room window, I started pondering wether or not I would be an exc...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:53:00 GMT |
