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Joe

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles.

About Me

I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You Are 100% New Jersey!

Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!

How New Jersey Are You?
Make Your Own Quiz

Got a 100% on the first try without lying. BYAH!

Music:

Currently Listening to: All Time Low, Motion City Soundtrack, New Found Glory, Forever The Sickest Kids, Steel Train, Senses Fail, Hot Hot Heat, The Format, Limbeck, and Piebald

Movies:

Superbad

Television:

Dead Zone, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Flight Of The Conchords, The Office, Scrubs, Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons, Clone High, Seinfeld, Pete and Pete, and Are You Afraid of The Dark. Those are all that matter.

Books:

When I did read, it was every single Goosebump book, which I read all 62 of.

Heroes:

I could lie and say Lori Beth Denberg, but I'm gonna have to go with Jerry Mathers from Leave It To Beaver.