S is for Synapse R.I.P.

After King Grandeur and his Queen had a baby, the baby morphed into five kids. These kids formed the most epic basketball team ever. This team was called The Washington Grizzlies. They practiced for several years at the sport they were destined to conquer. ...Soon they found out, their fate was not their actual fate. Turns out they totally sucked something horrid at this sport the commeners called basketball. Shortley after the basketball team broke up, Ryan grabbed the broadsword of vocal mastery and convinced James to pick up the battle Axe of Godin. After they formed this two piece set of natural born assasins, Luke the town paige heard of their stories. They soon found out that Luke had the amazing talent to wield the Axe of the Firebird. The Axe of the Firebird was a legend among the whole country. Luke, secretly practiced making the Axe of Firebird squeal and cry. Luke joined up with Ryan and James. After they formed the three piece they made their journey to Nalderen they assisnated the orcs that were infesting the whole town. Along the way, they met the Archdruid Walter, wielder of the magic hippie Staff of LTD. Walter soon joined this team of kind of alright assassins, they stayed over night at Nalderen at the Mirmadauer'une Inn and met the infamous percussionist, Heath that specialized in the War Drums. They all joined in unison and marched to the same war beat. Then they blah blah blah blah blah and yeah the formed into the mighty S IS FOR SYNAPSE.