About Me
Uhm yeah, well basically i am the pwnmaster. I'm semi-emo and enjoy long walks in the park and intellectual conversations. My favorite animal is the rhino, as you can probably tell *chuckle chuckle*. Rhinos pwn your mom. Speaking of moms, I have the same haircut as my mom. In my spare time, i waste my life away playing video games. Socom is what consumes my life basically, and i play it non-stop despite the fact that its getting me nowhere in life. I also enjoy ddr, because i dance like a white boy. I graduated man. Today. So May 27th marks the beginning of my official manhood. That's right folks, the rhino is all grown up. My little sister, tetta, is cooler than me, and pwns 50x the amount of noobs that i pwn. So i guess that makes HER the pwnmaster, and not me. When I get angry, my voice rises about 8 octaves. "*high pitched girly voice* MALLORY DEAR I'M TRYING TO DRIVE! TURN THAT BLASTED RAP MUSIC DOWN! CAN YOU JUST DECIDE ON ONE STATION AND KEEP IT THERE?!" Anyway, some of my hobbies include pottery, writing my very own lyrics and poetry, cutting myself in a bathtub, crying in a corner over how much my life sucks, croquet, playing with my beloved puppy, Ruby Pearl, styling my little sisters hair, and trying to find the cure for cancer. I think this describes me in a nutshell, if you have any other questions feel free to ask me. LaTeR BrO. (by the way, you're friggin dumb if you think this is real...ryan thinks hes too cool for myspace.)
