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Shelly

" Eat my anul john barleycorn" Pete sampras," Wimbledon games" 1997

About Me

fuck yous. I'm lazy as hell but love to have fun, ie; sk8ing, whipping the carrot, making fun of my dumbass girlfriend,hurting my weeny,farting in my hand and throwing it at the t.v.,interneting etc. If you want me to kiss your ass then bend over, cuz here comes my foot fool. My real name is Beaver 3000. I like to cook everything I fug; i.e., skinks,skanks,skunks, and mink.

My Interests

Collecting coins, and fish, speed sk8ing,smoking acid,answering machine tapes, eoifwnjn,farming acne,etc. Diving for plankton,watching music,eating pocket, playing with my pet rat Reginald Denny, fucking fish, sleeping til 4pm.

I'd like to meet:

Mink trainers,binky,toad-goat,salma hayek,the touch, dilly bar, cat-soda, the slut, distant mink, whiteface, Archie Bunker, Petey Jennings, Tony Snow, and sheep/kid.

Music:

gr8fuldead and rainbow family musics,wilson phillips,Drum circles,mexican bagpipes, aka "leaf blower", kind people,trees,wind,fire,Dr.smokey,living puss. Open your mind to like a special kind of like cosciousness like unity with fish,and like spiritual alignment like jah.

Movies:

Enemy Mine,chicago pee-wee,curb dogs, Smurfs go to Ocean,Hokus Pokus, wheels of fire, bangbus, renegader,undercover brother etc, steel bird.

Television:

Dr. Phil, Daze, Fear Factory, 700 club.McLaughlin Group, Good House, Houser, House fixer, Housed. Munk, Readiest snatch, parrot catcher, golf ball licker, wqrz cincinati.

Books:

The Lighthouse Keepers Daughter, The Bible, The Koran, Thrasher Magazine. Bill Gates goes to ocean. ninja magazine, mad magazine, anything by ann coulter, nafta superhighway makerz,squirrels of iowa.

Heroes:

Jerry,Pigpen,Alfred E Newman,Santa,Ravers,Purveyors of exculptism, george reagen.IRA, bunk lsd. filial petey. The fish of elmendorf air base. frogs of Terebithia Long Island. Jerrys' puke stained sweatpants and filthy sweatshirt.

My Blog

Tales of brave ulysses

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BGlFsf9DM8 I smilled for a quick while, Than you called....
Posted by Shelly on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 11:34:00 PST

The Lookouts - One Planet, One People LP (1987) 1/3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZr5DA34Koo When i ran away from home i found this lp in the street, it made me happy and i went back home and got my ass kicked in by the cops, they beat my m...
Posted by Shelly on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 07:27:00 PST

Zip Code Rapists - "Touch Me" music video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyfB-Hk3FDQ this is another song i banged gurls to; when i was younger cuz now i have to rub my hands and feet in epsom salt or else the skin peels off when i...
Posted by Shelly on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:55:00 PST

Neil Blender Speed Freaks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3JjdAz1Sks I used to bang gurls to this part of the video when i wuz younger, i acshually met neal and he punched me in the neck cuz i told him he could only ...
Posted by Shelly on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:33:00 PST

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Blackeyed Blonde

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaZH889VRRk i listened to this whan i got ran over by a plane in taiwan germany, the doctor held my weeny and licked the contents of the bedpan after i threw s...
Posted by Shelly on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:27:00 PST

Big Daddy Kane Big Daddy's Theme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuSChyCaECc I luv sha shag bounce hittin' it up on the 1 and 2, gettin' a fader b4 i gets lay potato chips, smellin shit out of a dogs ass no what im sayin', k...
Posted by Shelly on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:10:00 PST

Looking for love in all the town again

Good to know that my hot-dog works again.  After banging my sachille and gooch on the side of a landscaper truck it's fair to say that the grass is greener on another side of the street.  in...
Posted by Shelly on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:10:00 PST

jgyuh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pwea89fXC4 alkjhcoqsjcnliascol,cuh....
Posted by Shelly on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 05:36:00 PST

Love on the fisht

So you of you who know you want you, in other words when shitting on the bank of the Willamatte River after drinking 2 bull ice, bring the fuckin paper so you can read while relaxing your hiney. ...
Posted by Shelly on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:51:00 PST

krokus - our love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV7Zt5dvIL0 ...
Posted by Shelly on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 07:08:00 PST