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Vanilla Gorilla

This is what your face looks like on alcohol

About Me

I'm just a tubeullar guy, that's right I went there, I said tubeullar. I like people and things, especially a lot of people and a lot of things, then you mix them together, and look out, a good time is on the way. Intelligent sentence, I know. I'm from the Hammersmith section of London, England, West London if that helps, I am still an English citizen, I am here because my Mum left my Dad, and brought myself and my siblings here. I just want to have fun, life is going too slow, I need action and adventure, it sounds corny, but it's what I want. I'm always up for a party. Meeting tons of new people, good times. What else about me, I'm into piercings and tattoos, I have 8 tattoos and 6 piercings. The tattoos are on my arms and one on my leg and the piercings are on my head. I have what Mitch Hedberg would call, a lot of cranium accessories. I like all kinds of music, I like to go to clubs and dance. I'm into most things. I'm a big fan of movies.Talk to me on AIM.... TikiMan1121found this fashion layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments

My Interests


Movies, Music, Tattoos, Piercing, Fighting of most genras, some sports such as football and rugby, Hot Chicks, thats right I'm a pig. Conversations are awesome, especially if you get a good one that can go for a long time, Food is good, I like it too, and my friends and my family

I'd like to meet:

Girls, Women, Females, etc. I'm very picky. I either like barbie dolls, or girls that are all pierced and tatted up. I'm not attracted to big girls, being able to see your rib cage, drugs are a big no-no, excessive freckles, wannabe gangsters, body hair, caking on make-up, high maintenance, cheaters, and liars..............................Things I do like.. Sarcasm, feisty, sense of humor, common sense, piercings, tattoos, being able to hang with the guys, stays quiet during a movie, independence, I dont mind a little clingy, just not too much, hygenic, fidelity, and honesty.

Music:

Korn, The Misfits,Marilyn Manson, Hatebreed, System of a Down, Rancid, Dropkick Murphys, Suicide Machines, The Exploited, The Distillers, Pennywise, Sex Pistols,The Clash, The Ramones, 7seconds, Less than Jake, Weezer, TheDoors, Billy Idol, Oasis, Coldplay, The Beatles, The Who, Slipknot, Static-X, Mindless Self Indulgence, Tsnami Bomb, No Doubt, 311, Lil' Jon,Ying Yang Twins, Snoop Dogg, Primer 55, Queens of the Stone Age, The Game, Busta Rhymes, Dr.Dre, NWA, Public Enemy, Eminem, Flaw, Flogging Molly, Moby, The Chemical Brothers, Incubus, Ice T, Sublime, Lamb of God,Lil' Scrappy, Limp Bizkit, Orgy, Beastie Boys, Muse, NERD, Outkast, Nas, Rise Against, White Stripes, Tool, TrustCompany, Michael Jackson, Black Sabbath,Ozzy,Red Hot Chilli Peppers,Green Day,Godsmack,The Streets,Hendrix,Queen, and so much more

Movies:

Green Street Hooligans, Fight Club, American History X, The Devils Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, Brain Scan, All the Night of the Living Dead movies including Dawn of the Dead and Day of the Dead, Creepshow 1 and 2, All 5 Child's Play movies(Chucky),Gangs of New York, 28 Days Later, Monster Squad, Howard the Duck, Big Trouble in Little China, Napoleon Dynamite, The Toxic Avenger 1,2,3, and 4, Tank Girl, 8 mile, True Romance, From Dusk Til Dawn, Kill Bill 1, Sin City, Gleaming the Cube, Lover Boy, Cant buy me Love, Butterfly Effect, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 and 2, Death to Smoochy, Jack, Forrest Gump, It, Willow, The Leprechaun 1,2,3, and 4, Resevoir Dogs, Saw 1 and 2, The Last Samurai, The Terminator 2, Last Action Hero, Twins, Half Baked, Baseketball, Bad Santa, Monster's Ball, Pet Cemetary 1 and 2, Primal Fear, Labrynth, Dumb and Dumber, The Wedding Singer, Little Nicky, The Mask, Interview with a Vampire, Once Bitten, Tango and Cash, all the Rocky movies, Who framed Roger Rabbit, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Boondock Saints, Angela's Ashes, The Full Monty, Encino Man, and many others

Television:

Family Guy, Top Chef, Project Runway,The Simpsons, American Dad, Fear Factor, King of the Hill, Real World, Road Rules, RW/RR Challenge, WWE Raw and Smackdown, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, The Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken, HeadBangers Ball, The Surreal Life, Uranium, Degrassi, That 70's Show, Futurama, Im really just a channel surfer and watch whatever looks alright.

Books:

The Game: Penetrating the Secret Life of Pick-Up Artist, I Hope They Serve Beer In HELL, Fight Club, Zombie Survival Guide, The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, It, Zombie, Scary Stories 1,2, and 3, Angela's Ashes, Tis', Most of the Goosebump books when I was a kid, The Wizard of Oz, Matilda.

Heroes:

I have none, there are people I respect, but none are my heroes

My Blog

My Best Spring Break

It all started last Friday and hasnt ended, It’s been crazy, so here a somewhat brief rundown. Friday- Party at Bosley and Tanners Saturday- Go to a party, lots of young kids, we leave, then it ...
Posted by Vanilla Gorilla on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:22:00 PST

Need Numbers

My phone was stolen last night, so i need everyone to send me their numbers, first and last name please. I have having to get new phones and everyones number, such a damn hassle
Posted by Vanilla Gorilla on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 02:02:00 PST

Life at the moment

I'm working back at Flashbacks, it's going alright. I'm tired of bitching from stupid fucking people. I have a job, if you don't follow the rules then I get bitched at. So either you shut the fuck up ...
Posted by Vanilla Gorilla on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:30:00 PST

What's the Deal?

Am I destined to be single? That actually sounds needy, but damn. I'll admit it, I'm lonely. I miss kissing, and hugging, and cuddling, and I'm not gonna lie, sex. Yes these things are easy ...
Posted by Vanilla Gorilla on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:56:00 PST

Politics

Why is it, people in the military are always complaining about the things they have to do. You fucking signed up people, free will, you didn't have to go through any of it. You did it to yourself. I'm...
Posted by Vanilla Gorilla on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:39:00 PST

One Happy Fucking Day

After so many years I am finally getting the opportunity to talk to my long lost little sister, shes my half sister, but a lot of you have known I've been looking for her for a long time, Her name is ...
Posted by Vanilla Gorilla on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:21:00 PST

No sleep... Why not Blog

I've been trying to sleep for awhile now. Instead, I watched movies. Boiler Room is on right now, good movie. I should be doing laundry, or even sleeping for that matter. Atleast half of it is done al...
Posted by Vanilla Gorilla on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 07:21:00 PST

Hopefully

I found these pictures of my dad and little sister Chelsea this morning, half sister to be exact, there was also a note that he wrote with them, the date was April 15th, 1989, I was 3. It made me cry,...
Posted by Vanilla Gorilla on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 06:15:00 PST

Bouts Time

I finally got another tattoo, and what do you know, I got another piercing the same day. So I got the Scorpio symbol on my arm, under my star, and I got the other side of my lip done.
Posted by Vanilla Gorilla on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 04:57:00 PST

Just Great...

Just when things are falling back into place. I got into a wreck today, fucked up my windshield and right fender.
Posted by Vanilla Gorilla on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 02:38:00 PST