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About Me

If you're my friend I'll do anything for you. I bite my nails. My high score in bowling is 257, which is also my low score at golf. What are you looking at!? Pepper Keenan and Woody Weatherman are kindred spirits. I usually work seven days a week. I do enjoy breathing. Lateralus is the best album ever. You can't fuck with Thanos. What happened to Josie?! I make the best pizza you'll ever ingest. You could call me a boat enthusiast but I don't like boats and I'm not very enthusiastic. I once won a three legged race all by myself. Women have turned me into a mysogynist. Def Leppard sucks, I don't care who you are. I have a prehensile penis.My breath smells like dog farts. The muscle car I don't drive doesn't exist. Watch your back because I will push you down the stairs. I kill what I eat and I poop in an outhouse. But if you would really like to know about Hurricane Jay Gee, you can just go back to France with all the pussies!/ OH, THE HUMANITY! Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Frank Morris, Thomas Anglin and Clarence Anglin and most definately Bear Grylls

My Blog

The Airing Of Grievances

I got a lot of beef with you people!
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:46:00 GMT

The best 7 dollars I ever spent.

Heiruspecs last night was fucking amazing except for that emo band that showed up. Heiruspecs..... For 7 dollars...... Life is good. However, on the other end of the spectrum, I sat on my copy of 2112...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 22:04:00 GMT

Jay Gee might have to kill something

If one more fucking Roboslut(see blog: 'She doesn't exist')sends me a friend request, I might lose it. I don't need ten of the same message from different girls that aren't real. Also, if one more liv...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 17:14:00 GMT

Leave me alone, Robowhores!

Well, I had to post this fucker again because I've recieved way too many requests from girls that don't exist. I'm posting this again in the hopes that who or whatever is controlling these bots will s...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 16:13:00 GMT

Words from God

Smokin on a night train, chewin on a jelly roll smokin on a night train, chewin on a jelly roll I'm runnin up a flag without a pole I'm walkin on a shoe without a sole smokin on a night train, chewin ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 20:15:00 GMT

The Battle Wagon

Just lettin you cats know I got a new car on friday. 01 Cavalier, its silver. So now what the getaway vehicle looks like. Now I gotta pay for plates.....yay.
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 13:04:00 GMT

Too much shit

Alright, so I'm still waiting to hear back from my insurance company to find out if I'm going to have to pay off the rest of my totaled car or if they're going to cut me check. I really fucking hope i...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 12:07:00 GMT

Another birthday

My weekend and all subsequent birthday plans got tossed out the window due to my accident. I am almost always depressed on my birthday and this one was no different. I didn't recieve many gifts this y...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:14:00 GMT

Go fuck yourself

I went and saw "The Departed" last night so I will apologize in advance if I start talking like I went to Harvard and telling you to go fuck yourself.
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 15:17:00 GMT

I can't get the wretched stink of corn out my chones no matter how hard I scrub

Please, people from Nebraska, get a life outside of corn, husking corn and the Nebraska Cornhuskers. NOBODY CARES ABOUT FUCKING CORN THAT GODDAM MUCH! Maybe I've been spoiled by a state that has a bad...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 16:23:00 GMT