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About Me

Let's just start off this about me section with if you can not handle sarcasm, then it would be best that you just not get to know me. Also, if you are not laughing at life, then life is laughing at you. Anything else you need to be told? Life is a lot of simple answers to arguably profound questions, if you knew that it was the last 10 minutes on earth, who would you choose to share those last, intimate moments with? Your close current? Your parents? Your siblings? There are so many questions, and so little time to wait on the answers.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet real people. This is a loaded sentence, so let me elaborate...real people are people who are true to themselves, honest with their friends, and who love to live life.

I don't need people who have to use other substances to heighten life. That only causes problems, and well, I don't need other people's problems in my life.

Intellectual people - people that can carry a conversation and know what they are talking about - those are the types of people that I love to surround myself with so that we can talk about everything and anything - for hours and hours...Politics, the moon and the stars, or even how to produce energy from solar power...which coffee house would you like to meet at so that we can just discuss everything?!?!? lol

As for a relationship - Whatever, it is impossible to expect the "expected" to show up and present himself perfectly. I will meet you when I least expect you. I will doubt you because I hardly believe in you. You will frustrate me since I will never anticipate you. You will enamor me because I will crawl under my own skin to understand you. My drought will find itself quenched as I smile, and laugh, from you. I will be able to rendezvous with your eyes from across a crowded room and simultaneously, we will acknowledge that, yes, IT IS YOU. If you can still put up with me at that point, we shall take it from there. You won't regret it.

My Blog

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. On all your check stubs, write 'For Marijuana'. 3. Skip down th...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:26:00 GMT

You deserve more than I could ever give...

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Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 10:23:00 GMT

Pets Diary. (Hilarious)

Excerpts from a dog's diary: 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My f...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:47:00 GMT

My gift to all of you...

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the roo...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:27:00 GMT

I miss...

To be honest, I miss my grandfather. He was the closest thing to a father that I have ever had in my life. He was always there for me - Day in and Day out...I don't know, I guess I am just really tire...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:31:00 GMT

The Seeker of the Truth...

The subject is "The Seeker of the Truth" because I want to know the truth. I want to know your version of the story. I am tired of hearing the half ass lies from just one-side...I want to know your tr...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:53:00 GMT

April 24th email - from a close friend of mine...

My week...So the bad started on Monday evening when my alarm clock went nuts and for no reason began playing music/static at max volume. I couldn't turn it off, down, or change the station. It scared ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:07:00 GMT

I wish you enough!!! I love all of you.

Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. That had announced the departure over the intercom& Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mo...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:34:00 GMT

The BEFORE you date a person quiz...

I have been thinking...there are some weird and strange people out there in the world...and well...here is a survey that ALL people should take...just to see what level of crazy you are...1.) Did your...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:29:00 GMT

So Simple That it is Complex....

Life is so simple that people make it out to seem that it is complexed. Everyone needs to take a moment and step out of their life and just breathe because life is not going to stop for you. I have be...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:23:00 GMT