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The Penguin Communist

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About Me

The cat (or domestic cat, house cat) is a small carnivorous mammal. It is valued by humans for its companionship and its ability to destroy vermin.
When that is not the case, we skin them, and eat them.
Who is Ling-Ling? Ling-Ling is a character from the animated TV-Show "Drawn Together". He is supposed to be a trade card battle monster, alas, he is also good at doing the dishes.
"I use your skull for sex, and a decorative bird house."
"[disappointed sigh] Ah, Mitsubishi."
"Ling Ling wake up inside land whale. Nothing to do. Only sex with chicken."
My poetry:
http://digte.dk/digte/forfatter.asp?forfatter=6943
I know they are in Danish, but there should be some in English there as well. They are my total aproved production since 2003. Enjoy, and feel free to comment!
Black Books: Episode 1, Season 1:
Bernard: [To angry, violent skinheads threating Manny]
"Which one of you bitches wants to dance?"
[The skinheads drop Manny, turn around and face Bernard menacingly]
Bernard: Hey, you know when you're doing that threesome thing that you do of a weekend, and the moonlight's bouncing off your heads and your arses and that, does that not get a bit confusing? Right... This is you, right?
[Bernard does an insane, effeminate dance]
Bernard: Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la! Tra-la-la-la-la!
[Stops dancing, points at a skinhead's football scarf]
Bernard: Millwall! That's the one. Have you heard this chant, then? "Millwall, Millwall, you're all really dreadful, and your girlfriends are all unfulfilled and alienated..."
[The skinheads, in unison, punch Bernard in the face]
And Seson 2, "Hello Sun"
[Shortly after Fran gives up alcohol and cigarettes with her new friend]
Fran: So what's it like then? The fags and booze.
Bernard: Well, to be honest, after years of smoking and drinking, you do sometimes look at yourself and think...
Fran: [Nodding, smiling] Yep...
Bernard: You know, just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of cornershop piss at 3am, you do sometimes look at yourself and think... Fran: [Still nodding] Yep...
Bernard: ... this is fantastic. I'm in heaven.
I'd like to meet: Jesus, Muhammad, Allah, Shiva, Moses, Mary, Buddha, and Wakan Tanka. Then throw a larger than life fest. Oh what a Blast it would be.
I attend classes in Danish at The University of Copenhagen. I studied Philosophy for one year, but it was really not for me in the long run. I have shifted to studying Danish.I chose to keep this profile in English primarily – Global – localisation. However, you could try writing in Danish, of course.
I am really found of reading literature, and I enjoy almost any form of music.
Do notice; I have an unnatural obsession for pies and coffee. – Decaf, be gone, you foul essence! Life if is too short for decaf!

My Interests

Music, reading, writing, poetry, music, biking, and a bit of work out..

"Rainshine" By Bran Van 3000

Want some water?
No, I think I'm okay.

Rainshine.

I don't care how sick you say it's gonna get,
My big ass bubble has not busted yet.
Because I feel,
I feel fine, I feel fine.
Yes I feel,
I feel fine, I feel fine.
Yes I feel, I feel fine, I feel fine.
Yes I feel, I feel fine.

New time again, dis a new time again,
For de time now, de dodge a man him come through and then,
Me no want no war, me say between no man,
'Cause this hear time dodge a no work for satan.
Lord have mercy,
Lord have his mercy.
Lord have mercy,
Lord have his mercy.

You know what?
I've got nothing to complain about.
My breath is bad,
But my beer is stout.
So take my hand and let us jump about,
'Cause we got nothing to complain about.
The sky is grey,
I think it's gonna rain.
But that's okay,
'Cause hell, I like the rain.
So join me here in this here refrain,
And shut your shit,
And don't complain.
What?
'Cause we got nothing to complain about,
And you got nothing to complain about.
So c'mon,
It ain't that difficult to figure out,
That we've got nothing to complain about.
So c'mon.

A man a shot upon him, life through the dark,
When you check it out, it's a natural fact,
Jah jah have good judgement when you do all you want,
And if...

You can speak of babylon while you're around me,
'Cause every single little thing I see astounds me.
Rainshine...

Inna this time, me no fight 'gainst no man,
Me no want no man come try to test dodge,
'Cause when you check it out and go upon one mission,
And God and the Father and me inspiration.
Me test upon a mission and a one-way plan,
Me no want no man try disrespect me fashion,
'Cause when you check it out and put inspiration,
And that is how a you go reach Mount Zion.

I feel magical, mystical, motherful, logistical.

Lord have his mercy.

Magical, mystical, motherful, logistical,
Magical, mystical,
Magical,
Magical, mystical.

Look around X3
On the ground X2
There's a finger on my blister.

I'd like to meet:

Pie eaters and band playing scorpions - the animals that is. - It is an idea I got from a Gary Larson strip; picturing a scorpion carrying her young on her back, and on the stinger a sign was hung with the text: "Babies on Board" - A classic!

http://www.boglisten.webbyen.dk/

"Do you folks like coffee?
Real coffee
From the Hills
Of Colombia

The Duncan Hills will wake you
From a thousand deaths
A cup of blackened blood
(Dying, dying)
You're dying for a cup

Guatemala blend
Ethiopian
French vanilla roast
(Dying, dying)
You're dying for a cup

Prepare for ultimate flavor
You're gonna get some milk!
And scream... for your cream

Duncan Hills
Duncan Hills
Duncan Hills

COFFEE!"

- Dethklok - Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle

Music:

Beastie Boys, Bob Dylan, Björk, Turboweeked, Marilyn Manson, Madonna, Sigur Rós, Deep Dish, Rammstein, The Avalanches, Beck, Depeche Mode, Love Shop, My Bloody Valentine, Kent, The Knife, Leonard Cohen, Bran Van 3000, Air, Martin Hall, The Doors, Lou Reed, Mew, New Order, Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds, Primal Scream, R.E.M., Smashing Pumpkins, Tom Waits, U2, Underworld, Cafe Del Mar, Malk De Koijn, Hvid Sjokolade, and Outcast, just to name a few

Movies:

Good Night and Good Luck, Brokeback Mountian, Dr. Strangelove, Dr. Zhivago, Casablanca, Saving Private Ryan, Ford Fairlane(1990), Der Untergang, David Lynch, Volver, All About my Mother(Todo Sobre di ma Madre), Thank You For Smoking, Broken Flowers, Lost In Translation, Shawshank Redemption

Television:

Arrested Development, The West Wing, The Sopranos, Futurama, Deadline, Jersil og Spin, Six Feet Under, and The Simpsons

Books:

"Zen, and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance", "Im Krebsgang", Albert Camus, Milan Kundera, Bret Easton Ellis, "Nichomachean Ethics" - Aristotle, "The Republic" - Plato

Heroes:

Kirkegaard, Hunter S. Thompson, Stanley Kubric, Voltaire, Erich Maria Remarque, Italo Calvino, Kierkegaard, Sjon, Howard Hughes, Plato, Aristotle, Hegel

My Blog

Kent - Ingenting

I have been listening to this song for some days now, and I am simply blown away. It is not music, it is an experience that superseeds that of music, if I may rethink the words of Stanley Kubric. I ...
Posted by The Penguin Communist on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:40:00 PST

Arcade Fire - Keep The Car Running

A song that made me smile. Made me cry. Made me love. Arcade Fire - Keep The Car Running   Every night my dream's the same.Same old city with a different name.Men are coming to take me away...
Posted by The Penguin Communist on Tue, 01 May 2007 03:08:00 PST

T. S. Eliot (1925) - The Hollow Men

The Hollow Men T. S. Eliot (1925)   I   We are the hollow menWe are the stuffed menLeaning togetherHeadpiece filled with straw. Alas!Our dried voices, whenWe whisper togetherAre quiet and ...
Posted by The Penguin Communist on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:00:00 PST

Morgenavisen Jyllandsposten Article

This is from the Danish newspaper: Morgenavisen Jyllandsposten  Written by Peter Ernstved Rasmussen.   Nørrebro gik i seng med bål og blå blink Af PETER ERNSTVED RASMUSSEN På Nørrebro ...
Posted by The Penguin Communist on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:50:00 PST

The Dust Settles - Ungdomshuset - Jagtvej 69 - CPH

  Before sitting down at my pc, I had been watching satellite TV, and several international news stations. It does not feel good to se the Copenhagen skyline dotted with fires and smoke colloums...
Posted by The Penguin Communist on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:11:00 PST

Baal - Antigone Preformance - "Shamanen (En sang synger sig selv)"

Shamanen (En sang synger sig selv) Langs bjerget rygi havets dybved træets rodi hjortens blik Når regnens kysgiver planten saftnår månens lysgiver bølgen kraftEn sanget åndedragmen hjertet der slårer ...
Posted by The Penguin Communist on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:50:00 PST

POETRY

  If you are interested in my poetry, then feel free to follow the following link: http://digte.dk/digte/forfatter.asp?forfatter=6943 Feel free to comment on the next site or here on myspace. Yo...
Posted by The Penguin Communist on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 03:19:00 PST

Fyrværkeri - Entakt

vi strør' fodspor med løs hånd i oplyst ørkensand flaskehalsen peger på må og få og bag dig står natten i lys lue i en ørkenby fyrværkeri bag sandslottes spir jeg er som altid ved mine fulde fire ...
Posted by The Penguin Communist on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:46:00 PST

Tom Waits - Frank's Wild Years Lyrics

This song always puts me in a mood to stand on a beach. Tom Waits - Frank's Wild Years LyricsFrank settled down in the Valley,and he hung his wild years on anail that he drove through hiswife's forehe...
Posted by The Penguin Communist on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 03:10:00 PST

You're sorry, and I am sorry.

  It is hardly neither acceptable nor pleasant to think the summer and the reign of light will end in a few days. Then, the days will decline in strength, until the end of December.   An al...
Posted by The Penguin Communist on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 10:28:00 PST