Why does Zing Zang ROCK?
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because I am Erica, le Zing de Zang
because Erica is soooo handsome i make people wet in their pants
because i am sextastic and sexlicious and... and... Marshall wants to see monkeys pick bugs out of my hair because it would be Kinky
becuz when eye gro ^ eye wanna b a pyg farmr
because i have a PEN that is 15 years old...
because the dinosoars went extinct
because i touch myself
because i've been making friends since before the womb
because i'm in the main office almost every day
because boobs.
because she brings fun with her wherever she goes
because CHEESE IS GOOD
because nothing else would make sense if i didn't
because my banana has cancer
because my style changes a lot, i just go with the flow of what's handed to me
because the starfish ate the burrito
because Erica is Satan and Satan is the essence of all that is ROOOOCK!!!
because i always have energy drinks
because there are more vowels in my name then norma letters
because i'm Johnny's little sister
because i wear pretty blue shirts
because i want to try everything once. i love change, the feeling of an exciting new
cause i give hugs and i'm VERY huggable
because i have cool glasses
because GIRLS ROCK!
cause of my overwhelming awesomeness and kickass ability
because of this sticker, Sylvester, i had on my glasses for years
because of her delicious hourglass figure
because I have always wanted to be a model..... but I don't think I ever will be one. My only issue is I'd rather joke around then pose for the camera.
because
because I am way too hyper...
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MY DREAMS
I would like to thank Greg for organizing my dreams into what seems to be a possible future
I would like to attend Art school, use the techniques and styles I learn there to create advertisements. While still making my own clothing, I could apply for a small business grant or a loan, start my own store. I could model for my store's catalogue. once the store is up and running, and I've got some savings, then I could adopt foreign children from areas of the world in great poverty, and after a few years, take vacations and see the world.
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