A silent (or otherwise) partner who will fund my writing career and maybe even my directing career. I'm not asking for much. Just £150 a week so that I can afford to live and focus all my time on writing, rather than working. Yuck! ............................................................ ............................................................ .......... Really attractive young gentlemen, tall, with beautiful torso and an amazing mouth. ............................................................ ............................................................ .......... And intelligent people - but not just intelligent in a really gratuitous way, do you know what I mean? I have to enjoy your company without feeling that I should be buzzing in with an answer all the time. ............................................................ ............................................................ .......... I think that I should actually be Simon Amstell's boyfriend - so someone, put me in touch. Although how tall is he? I'm 6'3, and people keep saying I look taller. I've also settled into my skin as well. But yeah, need men to be tall and wise and playful all at once. Or Matthew Horne - I like him too. But according to myspace he's 'in a relationship' ............................................................ ............................................................ .......... Demanding, but I'm shit at keeping a relationship together, so probably a good idea to find the right person. ............................................................ ............................................................ .......... And there is one very very beautiful woman out there who might, one day, put me on the path of righteousness...