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AXLE

Because that would be WAY too easy

About Me


The wise are not learned; the learned are not wise. ---Lao-tse

So where do I fit in??

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They call me the Mechanic - because I will
FIX YOU good
:^&
I am constantly searching for something to look for....

if you can HOLD MY ATTENTION for more than 3 minutes, good job, wierdo
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My Interests

Making a lot of music, but only to horde it for myself to keep - just to skrew with when I need something to DOMINATEPretending like I know what I'm talking aboutDoing stuff that makes people tell me HOW OLD I SHOULD ACT + - Breaking things - +Including myselfAnd little girls' hearts...

I'd like to meet:


If you want to gain Knowledge, add things to your life every day.

If you want to gain Wisdom, take things away.

Let's kick it Old sKool Style ----If you can show me you are not the SAME but unique then you must be as odd as me, and my new best friend...

I wonder about people that want to join in all the cool things that I do... once I start doing cool things, I mean...

Music:

What is that??
Music is the Space Between the Notes -- Claude Debussy
Oh.

Movies:

Amelie; The Graduate; City of God; Clockwork Orange; Citizen Kane; Casablanca; Dr. Strangelove; Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter, and Spring; Snatch; Traffic; Eternal Sunshine; Big Fish; Memento; American Beauty; Chunhyang; Vanilla Sky; Master & Commander; Donnie Darko; Seven Samurai; Lost in Translation; Talk To Her; Sideways; I Heart Huckabee's; Last Life In The Universe; Last Man Running; Punch Drunk Love; Garden State; What the BLEEP Do We Know?!; SIN CITY; Spanglish; My Architect; The Ususal Suspects; Pulp Fiction; Crash; King Kong (2005); Equilibrium; Springtime In a Small Town

Television:

Anime as such----RahXephon Cowboy Bebop Trigun Noir Big O SAMURAI CHAMPLOO

~Also~

Curb Your Enthusiasm The Office (BBC style) B.S. Invader Zim Aqua Teen Hunger Force Family Guy Space Ghost, Sealab Simpsons, Futurama, Seinfield - all that nonsense

Books:

If you read this far, then you must be one of the people WAY TOO COOL for my friend list...

My Blog

Elaborate Puns

  Time to entertain [myself] again with this thing...     So I was talking to my rabbit friend (my only TRUE friend) not too long ago, and he told me about something that was irrit...
Posted by AXLE on Sat, 06 May 2006 04:10:00 PST

bells ring, are you listening?

So it's [insert religious holiday here] season again, also known as "when I get toys for being good all year" time. Great time of year, except that everyone is all STRESSED out trying to figure out th...
Posted by AXLE on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 12:41:00 PST

Movie Line

So I went to a movie on Black Friday - yipee - ridiculously busy... The people I went with were all speedy and got in line ahead of us - then  wanted me to cut ...
Posted by AXLE on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 05:17:00 PST

Bowling Shoes

Why does everyone act so wierd when I wear bowling shoes ?? I can't just walk around in them when I'm not bowling?  I wear TENNIS shoes when I'm not playing tennis... and what about polo shirts? ...
Posted by AXLE on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 11:56:00 PST

this is just...

What do I do with this thing?? tell you how cool I am??actually thats really unnecessary.......
Posted by AXLE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST