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David

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a dirtbag from transcona. Ocassionally, I will indulge in a fat blunt or 2 everyday. Slayer is the ultimate band. period. Some people say my drunken antics should not be encouraged by others, although they usually are...you bastards are a bad influence...you know who you are...I play in a band called Asado and we like to go fast alot. i like those big bottles of heineken too.also, i have a shitty bong with a born of fire sticker on it.puking at the bar is funny sometimes.

My Interests

Beer, funnels, bongs , barbeques, guns, bonfires, camping, manicly shredding on my guitar, killer riffs, jagermeister, beer in a glass, jackfish baseball, cutting down enormous fully healthy trees with a rusty axe.

I'd like to meet:

Kerry King, the guy who chipped my randy rhoads so I can break his jaw for him. kelsey grammar so i can knock his ass out cold.

Music:

Slayer, Death by stereo, Strung Out, Pennywise, At the gates, good riddance, Bigwig, Choke, highfivedrive, 3daybinge, port amoral, darkest hour, all that remains, cradle of filth, BORN OF FIRE! and shat... anything punishing or rifftastic!

Movies:

Fubar, Army of Darkness, PUFF PUFF PASS, Harold and Kumar, braveheart, anything with swords and killing.

Television:

Family Guy, the military channel

Books:

fuck books

Heroes:

Rodney Mullen, Dimebag Darrell, Randy Rhoads