keep off my-myspace.
dont return.
you have been told.
failure to ignore.
will result in
fuzzy hugs and fairy
kisses.
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growing a full fuzzy beard that kinda looks like pubic hair. why would you wanna do this???? i hear you ask. calm down spaz-mo and il tell you. do you need a time out?? you good? cool. im growing this greek god face hair to stop aliens invading our planet. you see i have really rare hair fibres combined with the perfect curl of the beard strands it makes for the best tool for disrupting the aliens sub-sonic-human-detection-signal. no need for applause....please no. im just doing my bit for mankind. *heavenly greek god pose*
id like to meet. my petite hairy feet. nerd dance in the street. greedy eat. while i grow obese in my seeeeeeeeat.
may i share something with you? i dont care im sharing regardless. there is something about grasping a glass of fine single malt whiskey, inhaling the warm smoke of a fresh cuban cigar and listening to luciano pavarotti that brings the world-dominating gimp-nazi out in me. so when im in a world- dominating-gimp-nazi mood il listen to luciano pavarotti while i smoke and drink whiskey.
my favourate film at the presant is your home movie. where your thrashing about in that inflatable paddling pool filled with 142 cans of spagetti hoops. you know the one ....you was wearing that pale yellow spandex leotard... oh i wasnt supose to watch that? *bites lower lips* ooooooooooooops
"Television is a chewing gum for the eyes," says Frank Lloyd Wright.bullsh*t!, i watch alot of tv and i can assure you my eyes are not minty fresh.
oh those whacky books. so unpredictable they will attract you with there inviting booooky front cover, and before you know IT... !!!!BAM!!! paper cut, right on mr. index finger. people wear gloves while you handle this volitile object....because hey gloves save digits.
hero....it almost ryhmes with andrew mark rowland:-D