Saturday Night's Main Event:  THE RETURN and BIRTHDAY PARTY | 
For those of you who grew up in the 1980's and were wrestling fans, Saturday night was a big deal.  You checked your TV Guides and Sports Pages searching for Saturday's television schedule, hopin... Posted by Alfie on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 05:52:00 PST | 
Eurotrip is officially a favorite... | 
...on my all time favorite movies list.
For those of you who haven't had the opportunity to watch Eurotrip, I highly recommend it.  Critics call it sophomore humor; you know: fart jokes, sight gags... Posted by Alfie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST | 
Ash Wednesday and Lent | 
Today marks the start of Lent, 40 days before Good Friday, with Easter following 3 days later.
Ash Wednesday is a significant day because it signals the beginning of Lent, the symbolic 40 day retre... Posted by Alfie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST | 
From Virginia | 
Clipse - Lord Willin - Virginia Track 03
I'm from Virginia, where ain't shit to do but cook
Pack it up, sell it triple-price, fuck the books
Where we re-up, re-locate, re-off them brooks
So when... Posted by Alfie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST | 
These are a few of my favorite things | 
A new Throwback Jersey
And Nike size 10s
Bright matching fitteds
And infinite ends
So fresh out the box
So crispy it blings
These are a few of my favorite things...
When the skid marks,
When... Posted by Alfie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST | 
Fond Memories of Valentine's Day | 
Safety scissors and bottles of Elmer's Paste no longer stocked the shelves of the elementary school classroom.  The magazine stacks and crayon bins were empty.  As I lied on my stomach atop a carpet d... Posted by Alfie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST | 
Unsanitary Fruit Loops | 
It's been a long time
Since I've left you
Without a dope rhyme to step to
Think of how many weak shows you've slept through
Times up, sorry I left you
Rakim - I Know You Got Soul
Yeah, so, it'... Posted by Alfie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST | 
Monday Night Naw | 
Come 9pm PST on any given Monday, you can catch me at the hot spot, I plots - At the bar y'all, all night, I pops. Okay enough with the Foxy Brown allusion, I love that song. But I digress...
Every... Posted by Alfie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST | 
My Group Hug Confession (TRUE STORY) | 
I was on a plane ride heading back home. I flew Coach, and the seats there are tight. Unfortunately, a fat dude had the seat right behind mine. It was hard for me to recline my seat back, because the ... Posted by Alfie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST | 
Word of the Day | 
So I was in this meeting today...
The normal goings-ons of this particular meeting is everyone spouting buzzwords and catch phrases like a mug. Some of my "favorites" are:
Re-wicker (as in basket ... Posted by Alfie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |