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Alfie

Starfish & Clamâ„¢

About Me

when you move like a jellyfish, rhythm don't mean nothin'
you go with the flow you don't stop
move like a jellyfish
rhythm is nothing
you go with the flow
you don't stop

name that tune

Get at me on AIM-
speLrock

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when you move like a jellyfish, rhythm don't mean nothin'
you go with the flow you don't stop
move like a jellyfish
rhythm is nothing
you go with the flow
you don't stop

name that tune

Get at me on AIM-
speLrock

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My Blog

Saturday Night's Main Event: THE RETURN and BIRTHDAY PARTY

For those of you who grew up in the 1980's and were wrestling fans, Saturday night was a big deal.  You checked your TV Guides and Sports Pages searching for Saturday's television schedule, hopin...
Posted by Alfie on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 05:52:00 PST

Eurotrip is officially a favorite...

...on my all time favorite movies list. For those of you who haven't had the opportunity to watch Eurotrip, I highly recommend it. Critics call it sophomore humor; you know: fart jokes, sight gags...
Posted by Alfie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ash Wednesday and Lent

Today marks the start of Lent, 40 days before Good Friday, with Easter following 3 days later. Ash Wednesday is a significant day because it signals the beginning of Lent, the symbolic 40 day retre...
Posted by Alfie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

From Virginia

Clipse - Lord Willin - Virginia Track 03 I'm from Virginia, where ain't shit to do but cook Pack it up, sell it triple-price, fuck the books Where we re-up, re-locate, re-off them brooks So when...
Posted by Alfie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

These are a few of my favorite things

A new Throwback Jersey And Nike size 10s Bright matching fitteds And infinite ends So fresh out the box So crispy it blings These are a few of my favorite things... When the skid marks, When...
Posted by Alfie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fond Memories of Valentine's Day

Safety scissors and bottles of Elmer's Paste no longer stocked the shelves of the elementary school classroom. The magazine stacks and crayon bins were empty. As I lied on my stomach atop a carpet d...
Posted by Alfie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Unsanitary Fruit Loops

It's been a long time Since I've left you Without a dope rhyme to step to Think of how many weak shows you've slept through Times up, sorry I left you Rakim - I Know You Got Soul Yeah, so, it'...
Posted by Alfie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Monday Night Naw

Come 9pm PST on any given Monday, you can catch me at the hot spot, I plots - At the bar y'all, all night, I pops. Okay enough with the Foxy Brown allusion, I love that song. But I digress... Every...
Posted by Alfie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Group Hug Confession (TRUE STORY)

I was on a plane ride heading back home. I flew Coach, and the seats there are tight. Unfortunately, a fat dude had the seat right behind mine. It was hard for me to recline my seat back, because the ...
Posted by Alfie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Word of the Day

So I was in this meeting today... The normal goings-ons of this particular meeting is everyone spouting buzzwords and catch phrases like a mug. Some of my "favorites" are: Re-wicker (as in basket ...
Posted by Alfie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST