I'm interested in food...and people who do something when they say they're going to do it. If I ever disowned you for a period of time, there's a good chance that you are not as good as your word.
I don't like meeting people. Ask anyone who's met me.Ok, that's not entirely true. I'm just selective about who I will grace with my actual personality. If you end up being cool, I'll keep you around for a while.
Too much to list. Too lazy.
Too much effort.
This is the first time since high school I've had enough time to actually watch TV. I have a lot of catching up to do.
Um, I've read all of Dan Brown's books. I like Hemingway. As long as it makes me feel like I'm learning something, I'll probably like it.
Yo mama. And yo daddy. No really, it takes a lot to be a good parent. Too bad the only ones I know of are mine. No, wait, I blame them for a lot, too, nevermind.