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LittleFatAndy

Say it don't spray it.

About Me

I'm off to see the Bootleg Beatles...................as the Bootleg Mark Chapman. No 29yr old man should have a fancy profile...or possibly even a myspace.

My Interests

Friends, Punk rock+other less good music, the Stand up comedy of Bobcat Goldthwait, Beer, Beer Hats, D.I.Y., Gigs, Girls, Veg, Recording bands, Polar Explorers, Curry, Pizza, Guitars(Teles,SGs,Les Pauls and Gordon Smiths), Orange amps, Drums (im shit-I don't care, I love being in Get Chevyed SO THERE!).
Drink 1.Beer bong
2.Beer hat/foam dome
3.Keg
4.Edward 40 hands
5.Strawpedo

Shite Grey hair before you can grow a beard, Evil women,Football(+most sports), Nutroast, The Beatles(apart from Linda McCartney lasagna), my job, Broken Sm57 off ebay, fauxmo haircut music, Tom Green(anyone can shout), STARWARS, Claire Sweeney, Mp3mo kids who own more hair products than records(lads that is, the girls look boss), Gordon Burns get off my telly until you can read aloud.
Doppleganger

I'd like to meet:

Only cool nice people.

Music:

NoFx, Jimmy Eat World, Screeching Weasel, Riverdales, Propagandhi, SSS, Leatherface, Green Day, The Smoking Popes, Andrew WK, The Streets, The Weakerthans, Fugazi, J-Church, Bluesbreakers, G’n’R, Elliott Smith, Voo, Minor Threat, Slayer, Tokyo Adventures, AC/DC, The Down and Outs, Rancid, OP-IVY, Death Cab, The Clash, Jawbreaker, That Dog, The Killers, Half Man Half Biscuit, Weezer(are growing on me),WalkthePlank, The Ramones, Elastica, Bad Religion, Promise Ring, Hot club, Small Towns Burn Slower, Billy Bragg, All Girl Summer Fun Band, Airport.

Movies:

Mostly comedy- Wayne’s World, Dumber and Dumber, Kingpin, Wet Hot American Summer, Police Academy 2,3, and 4, Cool Runnings, Animal House, National Lampoons Vacation, School of Rock, Video Days, The Goonies, Robocop, Monster Squad, An American Movie, Shackleton's Antarctic Adventure, Old School, Roger and Me.

Television:

Family Guy. Harry hill. Neighbours. The News.

Books:

Join Me, Yes Men, Mastering Audio, The no nonsense guide to the Arms trade, Sound on Sound magazine, Eastern Approaches, South with Endurance, Shackleton, Failed States, The Metro.

Heroes:


"how do you tell an American solider from an Iraqi soldier?...yell VAN HALEN SUCKS!...old van halen or new van halen?...yep he's one of ours-he aint down with the Van Hagar" Bobcat Goldthwait.
"Men wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages. Bitter cold. Long months of complete darkness. Constant danger. Safe return doubtful." -Ernest Shackleton.
Mark Borchardt. Andy Wallace.
Me in work

My Blog

When do I have to tell children off?

Today I spotted a child riding her bike on the grass in Port Sunlight. As a kid I used to do this all the time, and got told off for it. "you don't even live around here" or "go play down your own end...
Posted by LittleFatAndy on Sat, 05 May 2007 10:09:00 PST

American Movie

Please track down the documentary American Movie. It's the story of Mark Borchardts obsession to avoid working in a factory and make a no budget horror movie called "Coven".&n...
Posted by LittleFatAndy on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:20:00 PST

Bloody clever poster campaign.

I couldn't work this out at first, I think it's awesome. Check out the other posters here...
Posted by LittleFatAndy on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 12:30:00 PST

Dickhead Keith pub quiz champion of the world.

Goodlet and I won The Swinging Arms pub quiz under the name Dickhead Keith. We thought the old fellas in the corner would win but we shit'em. Granted, Goodlet answered the questions on foreign embassi...
Posted by LittleFatAndy on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:14:00 PST

When you try and be a gentleman...

Last sat in the Kraphouse this guy threw up next to the bar...most of us have been there. It happens. He left a massive puddle of puke on the floor. I saw a group of girls approaching Lake Stomach, so...
Posted by LittleFatAndy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just for men

Me- I might have a go at that Just for men. Skinny Mike-Yeah, you need to. And grow some sideburns...you look like Spock. It's been nearly a week....no chance of any sideburnage. I'M 26!!!!. Spo...
Posted by LittleFatAndy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Public Enemy

Where can I get one of these in the uk? ...
Posted by LittleFatAndy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST