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D-HOFF

Dan

About Me

I am a very laid back and independent person. TRUST is THE MOST important thing to me. I hate liars and controlling girlfriends. I do not lie and I do not cheat. I don't like having to explain to someone what I am doing, where I am going, or why I am doing it, just trust me if what I am doing is wrong I wouldnt be doing it in the first place. I am probably the most athletic and random person you will ever meet. I am very mysterious at times but you love it. I love math, I could sit at home and crunch numbers all day. Sunday's are for church and football only. I enjoy playing or watching any sport, but baseball is by far my favorite. HD television is the greatest thing ever invented. #11 is the greatest number in the world. I can get excited watching cup stacking competitions on ESPN if there is no other sporting event on. I believe there are only TWO "REAL" things on televison and those are news and sports. So take your "reality shows" somewhere else because I do not and will not watch them. I could probably make you laugh at least once a day. I can make light of any dark situation. I don't drink dark sodas. If I could golf everyday I would. I LOVE competition, and I PLAY TO WIN. I am a very confident person and enjoy having high standards, why settle for less if there is more to offer?, so show me the BEST. I see the time 11:11,12:34,9:11, and 11:22 all the time. I believe in karma so treat others how you want to be treated. I can be an asshole if I have to be so be careful what you wish for. Nothing you say or do bothers me, everything I do in life is for a reason. I enjoy meeting new people and dont mind going out to dinner or for a drink any night of the week. I love thunderstorms. I hate people who go shopping during a snow storm. Do not be surprised if I am wearing flip flops in the winter. I believe everything happens for a reason. Great things happen to the worst people, but the worst things happen to the greatest. Friend's are great but family is forever. I believe "work" should be fun, we all have the option to choose our career right?, so I don't want to hear about how bad your job "sucks". I hate capri pants, I think I have seen maybe two women in my life who can pull those off. And ladies it is not attractive to weigh 90 lbs, so please eat when your hungry. I am still looking for the woman who loves to play golf as much as I do. I enjoy random road trips, and wish they would happen more often. I am afraid of heights, but yet I love to fly? I would like to travel to Italy, England, and Germany sometime in my life. Gambling is fun, "the biggest risk in life is not taking one". "You lose some to win some". Life is a game and I AM HERE TO PLAY!

My Interests

Music:

I like it all.

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Movies:

Field of Dreams, Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler movies, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Scarface, Reservoir Dogs, Training Day

Television:

News and Sports are the only TRUE things on television