Reformed party kid dealing with suddenly finding himself in his mid-20's....still find myself attracted to pretty lights, loud music, and the freedom of dancing....some things won't die eh?
Downright sarcastic yet wistfully poetic, there's a beauty in my words, but you can't see it through all of the shattered glass.....
Constantly questioning who I am and where I'm at, but confident in the fact that it's what it's supposed to be.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Scott
Birthday: January 13th
Birthplace: Fort Hood, TX
Current Location: West Columbia, SC
Eye Color: Brown....sometimes Black
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10.5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Only do 3 things left handed....so right
Your Heritage: Scottish (funny that) and methinks Mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Fuckin "Steppin' Out" shoes
Your Weakness: Skater boys with tattoos
Your Fears: Driving, Spiders, Getting Old
Your Perfect Pizza: One from the burger joint lol
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Rediscover happiness
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Cool cool
Thoughts First Waking Up: What the hell did I do last night?
Your Best Physical Feature: My baby bootie lol
Your Bedtime: Whenever the fuck I'm sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: What? I lost one?
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi....Coke makes me cranky
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea Baggin
Chocolate or Vanilla: Ice Cream? Chocolate....Boys? Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Iced Mochaccino
Do you Smoke: Recently restarted
Do you Swear: Fuck no! Who the fuck do you think I am?
Do you Sing: Alone and in front of select people
Do you Shower Daily: Usually twice a day
Have you Been in Love: Used to think yes, now not so sure
Do you want to go to College: Been there, didn't last
Do you want to get Married: Bah....only for the tax break
Do you belive in yourself: *poke* Yup, I'm real
Do you get Motion Sickness: I get Emotion Sickness
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd fuck me
Are you a Health Freak: Eh, I go on health kicks from time to time
Do you get along with your Parents: As much as can be expected
Do you like Thunderstorms: Thunderstorms are fuckin hot
Do you play an Instrument: Skin Flute....1st chair
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Tequila is my friend
In the past month have you Smoked: Yessir
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Drugs? What are drugs?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope *pout*
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I work at one
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell no, raw fish is not to my liking (or licking)
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nah, wish I was
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope, haven't dated anyone
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope, I miss those days lol
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: *checks pockets* Nope
Ever been Drunk: Is there another reason to drink?
Ever been called a Tease: Hehehehe a few times
Ever been Beaten up: Only due to an illegal use of an ashtray
Ever Shoplifted: Nah, I like it when people see me buy stuff
How do you want to Die: Painlessly or at least where it will get the most attention
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Toys R Us Kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece
Number of Piercings: 2 (each ear)
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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..TR
the Cutting Edge
(61% dark, 42% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK
Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.
Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules - !
