just a thought for the lewd gals |
Setting: 1 AM, your place. You are sleeping when the phone rings.You: Hello?Me: I'm gonna need to see you downstairs in 5 minutes.You: Seriously? It's late...Me: What are you wearing right now?You: A ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 13:40:00 GMT |
Good Nogging!! |
The best gift anyone can give me at Christmas is a planner. I like planners because I am a planner. I like thinking ahead. I like being prepared. I get a high from being on top of things. But some thi...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:30:00 GMT |
truth about guys |
?Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE)?"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" two phrases ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 23:09:00 GMT |
The Human Design |
The Human DesignThree freshman Engineering studens were sitting around one day arguing about who might have designed the human body.The first one said, "It must've been a mechanical engineer. The huma...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 21:28:00 GMT |
Prayer |
Let us prayLord Jesus it is you, who wakes me up every dayAnd I am forever grateful for your love.... this is why I prayYou let me touch so many people, and it's all for the goodI influenced so many c...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 19:33:00 GMT |
we all need reminders |
Sometimes we just need to be reminded!A well-known speaker started off his seminar byholding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked,"Who would like this $20 bill?"Hands started going up.He sai...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 15:44:00 GMT |
Sometimes |
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;Someone who changes your lifejust by being part of it.Someone who makes you laughuntil you can't stop;Someone who makes you believethat there really is goo...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 15:39:00 GMT |
My Nightmare called dream |
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 18:08:00 GMT |
Being |
Gay~ Enough said
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 11:41:00 GMT |
