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oh!mally.

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About Me


[confused. chaiotic. contradictory.]

it's a long story.

i'm kinda having a quarter life crisis.
with any luck, i'll live through it.

true story: you probably couldn't handle me.

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don't say anything stupid.
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My Blog

my appendix

has ruined a week worth of plans. and i still feel like shit. and i can't get the gross adhesive shit from my bandages to come off my tummy.   the summer's ending too quick. :(
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:45:00 GMT

new baby.

this little gutter kitty is mia [she's a little camera shy] and even though she used me as a jungle gym while i was trying to sleep, she's adorable. everyone should come meet her while she's still ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:59:00 GMT

dear thirty third south,

words cannot express my disgust for you. also, i'd think you should buy me a new car, since you've basically tortured mine for months on end now. sincerely, mallory.
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 13:05:00 GMT

a rant.

i finished reading The Beach yesterday. awesome book. probably made my top twenty or so. and for me that's saying something. so i decided to rent the movie last night. and honestly, it sucked so bad ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 08:50:00 GMT

easy for you to say.

Sunday, April 20, 2008 Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Your emotions might normally be riled under similar circumstances, but today you are able to just take it in stride when someone stands in your way. Yo...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:53:00 GMT

post.secret.wisdom.

      something to think about anyway.
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:08:00 GMT

pretty sick.

can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics?* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse* 7 have been arrested for fraud* 19 have been a...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:54:00 GMT

you will all be welcome in my zombie shelter.

well... maybe not all of you. i might need to make applications or something, you know, to see who's really worthy. either way, read: 5 scientific reasons zombie apocolypse could really happen.  ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:41:00 GMT

welcome, drunkpeople

this is an example of how awesome the past couple of weeks have been. last night's pomigranite sheesha induced adventure was awesome. :) my friends are better than yours and mally is one...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:08:00 GMT