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About Me

Welcome to my profileChristianity is possibly the most confused religion of all time. It generally believed to have arisen when a publicity stunt by the Carpenters' Guild of Ancient Israel got out of hand. God has no affiliation with this organization and when he found out his son Jesus had helped the Carpenters he gave him a good spanking. By then however it was too late as the Italians had gotten hold of it and begun to take the joke seriously. Interestingly enough, nobody questions the worshiping of a zombie.

I obvious have no love for christianity. Hi, I'm Shannon and random to the point of insanity. I have recently finished school =D. I have recently moved down to Lismore to start Marine Science and Management at South Cross University. I'm also interested in becoming a burlesque model, and a few other types of alternative modelling. I just lack the experience and photos lol. The answer to the age old question is; yes, I do like pinna colada and getting caught in the rain. (It's from a song)

Feel free to comment me, or add me...unless you're a dickhead in which case fuck off now and save us all time Don't bother if I don't know you; especially if you're some creepy guy

Get to Know Me


...About You...


Eye Color Green
Hair Color Brown
Favorite Color Purple...or is it blue...or red...i dont really know lol
Favorite Band It's hard to choose one
Favorite Movie Queen of the Damned
Favorite TV Show Simpsons
Your Car Nissan Mirca lol (not the new one, mine is heaps madder)
Your Present Town Armidale
Your Grade none!

...Have You Ever...


Sat on your rooftop No, i kept falling off
Kissed someone in the rain No
Danced in a public place Yes, who doesnt?
Smiled for no reason Yes
Laughed so hard you cried YES!!
Peed your pants after age 8 I dont think so lol
Written a song Yes
Sang to someone for no reason Yes
Performed on a stage Yes
Talked to someone you don't know Yes
Made out in a theater No
Gone roller skating since 8th grade Not that I can recall
Been in love Possibly...

...Can You...


Write with both hands Kinda..i can type with both hands =D
Whistle Yes
Blow a bubble Yes
Roll your tongue Yes, and fold it or make that 'w' thing
Cross your eyes No
Touch your tongue to your nose No
Dance Depends lol
Speak a different language Yeah...kinda
Impersonate someone Probably...i do a mean impersonation of my friend saying "Where's (boyfriends name)"
Cook anything Yes

...Finish The Line...


If I were a ... duck I would quack all day
I wish ... that there wasnt so much pressure on women to look a certain way
So many people don't know ... what I'm really like
I am ... a hopeless romantic
My heart is ... a squishy muscle that pumps blood around my cirulatory system, transporting much need blood, oxygen and other goodies, also carting away CO2, dead stuff and other baddies, thus, keeping me alive♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
What is your randomness level?
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Your Randomness level - 94%
This quiz by Your Sexiness & Sexual Future!
First & Middle Names
Age
Gender
Favorite Color
Zodiac Sign
How Hot Are You? Ouch, Can't Touch You! Too Hot to Handle!
You Will Have Sex This Week FALSE
# of Future Sexual Partners 33
$ Someone Would Pay to Be With You $538.62
Your Sexiness Rating - 85%
Your Sexual Future (8) - Signs point to yes. - (8)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your momma....okay, that was the worst thing ever...umm...I dunno....musical peoples...that I love...like ville valo?...or a penguin...

adopt your own virtual pet!
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My Blog

Very bored? Why not try Fire-ant brand condoms

I'm bored. So bored. I so don't want to go on a long ass field trip tomorrow if it actually exists...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 00:04:00 GMT

Finally a new blog to celebrate my photo shot

"Oh yay! I have a photo shot on the 10th! How unfortuate I have to miss lectures that day...lol With these photos I can get a photo shot that pays $450 US plus travel expenses in June! I'm very happy...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 22:27:00 GMT

Poem I wrote: My Soul on the Funeral Pyre

My Soul on the Funeral Pyre..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   Sound of mourning all around Funeral procession there it is found For upon the pyre, my soul...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 03:41:00 GMT

Oh You Naughty Thing! - A tale of mischief on the moors

Oh You Naughty Thing! "No, no, no...This just will not do!" screeched Mrs. Tillywinkle on the cold December morning. Peter and Jane looked at one other nervously as they heard her heavy footsteps com...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:29:00 GMT

Oh

Tom smells
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 21:43:00 GMT

Gary and The Fish

It is a well known fact that Gary was a sad fellow. Things never went well for him. Well, on a whim he decided to go for a walk through the woods. "Maybe a will cheer me", he said to him. Well, as he ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 04:35:00 GMT