Things that make blokes proud of themselves |
1. OPENING JARS - She's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policem...
Posted by Caulkett on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:24:00 PST |
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS |
40-ish &n...
Posted by Caulkett on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 09:03:00 PST |
Why sum people make me wanna kill them |
1. People who point at their wrist when asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the hells yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?2. People who are willing to g...
Posted by Caulkett on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:49:00 PST |
DIFFERENT WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY |
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if he wants fries with t...
Posted by Caulkett on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:43:00 PST |
Poem About Life!!!!!! |
Life is a waste of time,Time is a waste of life.Get wasted all the timeand have the time of your life!
Posted by Caulkett on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 03:08:00 PST |
LIFE! |
The Party Isn't Over Till The Beer Run's Out!
Posted by Caulkett on Tue, 30 May 2006 04:00:00 PST |
