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About Me

My name is Joe (you might know me as Joey, Floyd, or joesifer), I bring the raWk and I keep it wolf. I have 2 kids as pictured below; one boy and one girl. I used to have long hair, and be real cool, but I cut it all off, and sometimes I still feel like a bitch for it. Slowly but surely Im getting used to it. Soon it will be cold out, and Iâ€™ll wish even more that I hadnâ€™t done it. Thatâ€™s what I have that nifty black winter hat for though .... I have many bad habits. Swearing, complaining, and snoring to name a few. I like Thai and Vietnamese food, and eating out in general .... I recently got a Subaru to match my haircut. Itâ€™s a 5 speed, and now I hate traffic more than ever. I have a man bag too, and combined it all makes me feel very old .... Im not a fan of bright colors, and I have 14 plain black shirts, and 14 plain gray shirts. 60 of the best dollars I ever spent .... I work all the time, and drink an unhealthy amount of coffee. When Im not at work, 2 of my favorite pastimes are sleeping and fornicating. In that order. I like Junior Mints, Almond Joy, and pretty girls with short hair. I also enjoy B cups, C cups, a nice arse, and pretty hands. I donâ€™t like feet, or music that isnâ€™t good .... Some of my pet peeves include people that make a lot of disgusting body noises, people that slide a fork and/or sp00n across their teeth, nosey people, and most of all, people that slurp their coffee. I also donâ€™t like shaving, but I liked it a lot better when beards were not cool .... I try not to eat a lot of fat, and I take prenatal vitamins to make my hair grow back faster .... I donâ€™t like sports or hunting, but I really like heavy metal. Hockey is cool, but sports as a whole bore me to tears. I also hate the summer and bad drivers.

My Interests

i like all kinds of ill shit, including, but not limited to:
-music
-metal
-ATA Road Cases
-black coffee
-caramel mocha latte
-coffee mugs
-5 point star: one point down
-thai food
-vietnamese food
-cigarettes
-sleep
-sex
-reverse cowgirl
-architecture
-[other peoples] art
-color schemes
-procrastination
-people watching
-silently judging
-talking shit
-screaming
-growling
-dutch oven
-donkey punching
-baltimore blowfish
-dirty eel
-air [bass] guitar
-confrontation
-pushing buttons
-keeping it wolf
-Charlotte, NC
-city lights
-movies
-the better way
-the faster way
-my way
-power tools
-steel
-details
-knowing what not to say

I'd like to meet:

maybe... my real dad. other than that Tom Silva, Norm Abrams, the Extreme Makeover crew, PanterA, The Crown, and a musician with a budget as big as their ego.

The Box that Joe Built

Music:

I like AC/DC and ZZ Top, Bocephus, Beasties, and the Kings of Rock Skynyrd, Seger, Limp, Korn, the Stones, David Allen Coe with No Show Jones Yeah! .... not really

Movies:

Top Gun is the greatest movie of all time! The Boondock Saints comes in a close second. other notables are Band of Brothers, The Odd Couple, Grumpy Old Men, Crash, The Patriot, Killadelphia (when 11th Hour drops into Terror & Hubris, and when they talk about me), Mr. Deeds, Pirates of the Carribbean, LOTR, Old School, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, Miracle, The Gangs of New York, Dodgeball, Ray, Anger Management, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, The Ring, American History X, and others

Television:

no thank you

Books:

One day, I will write my memoir. The beginning will be about growing up in suburbia, how I was given every advantage that my parents truly could not afford, and how I pissed it all away with b00ze and sex. The middle will be about my struggle to make it in the big city as a single dad, and how I persistently and routinely looked reality in the eyes, and gave it the middle finger. The end will be about how I conquered the world .... Until then, you might find Chuck Palahniuk books entertaining. Im especially fond of these

Heroes:

me. i love me

My Blog

my shitty trip to the beach

what? did you think i was kidding? other than the washed up doo doo, it was a good trip. TRC played an awesome set with almost no breaks. BTBAM played entirely too long. it felt l...
Posted by Mangeled Eye Guy on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 03:29:00 PST

how to pee

no one at my shop seems to know how the toilet works, so today i compiled this list of rules, printed it, and taped it to the wall behind the toilet. right at eye level. ill update, and let you know h...
Posted by Mangeled Eye Guy on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:35:00 PST

an observation

its my observation that when hot girls smoke, it makes them like 20 times hotter when you see them smoke ....but, when ugly trasy people smoke, it makes them look like 20 times uglier and trash...
Posted by Mangeled Eye Guy on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 03:25:00 PST

Money Making Proposal

This cant fail A partner (chosen by me) and myself will be going into the textiles industry. More specifically, the sock industry. At the beginning our socks will come in only sol...
Posted by Mangeled Eye Guy on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 02:45:00 PST

Bad Grammar (putting it back on top)

I originally posted this in february of 06, but its been a while since Ive touched on it. This came up at work, so I thought it was time it be addressed again. Feel free to add any of your ...
Posted by Mangeled Eye Guy on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 08:20:00 PST

balls

so, im not gay, but i have to tell a little story about balls. ill do my best to keep it short. last night TRC is in my crib, and everyone is preparing to go to sleep in the living room. Mike/Gunface ...
Posted by Mangeled Eye Guy on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:04:00 PST

2 things i reckon

i reckon if youve had a beard for a long time... you have a real hard time going without one .... youll think its time to clean up, so you shave it off....and, you feel like a dick head, and grow...
Posted by Mangeled Eye Guy on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:05:00 PST

shop talk

on a typical day in the shop, no matter if were busy or not, routinely consists of several standard things including (but, not limited to): 1. it usually starts with about 20 minutes of standing aroun...
Posted by Mangeled Eye Guy on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 05:25:00 PST

had i not

...already spent money to go to that damn LOG show in VA i would take that money and go to the New England Metal Fest instead. its gonna be real good this year .... hindsight is a son of a bitch that ...
Posted by Mangeled Eye Guy on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 07:07:00 PST

decided to delete

i typed a really long winded entry about how im tired of ppl trying to put their hands in my pot, and a few other things that really bother me .... but, i deleted it, cause i decided it sounded real b...
Posted by Mangeled Eye Guy on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:24:00 PST