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Alex was a racecar driver

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I enjoy cursing, shopping for shoes, drinking bourbon, rocking out with my cock out, and taking the Lord's name in vain. I hate smelly hippies that give me shit about recycling, people that throw their cigarette butts out the window, people that don't use blinkers when driving, and Lil' Wayne.

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My Blog

This shit just got BANANAS.

Okay, so I know I'm like a billion years behind, but due to my lack of employment, money, social skills, life, friends, and general disinterest in changing out of my pajamas I have been watching LOST ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:54:00 GMT

This is basically what I do all day...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYuXPRjErCg
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:31:00 GMT

Alex Jones’s Day Off

Well I was supposed to be all responsible today and go and take care of my ticket, but then I went to my friends house and got high and watched cartoons instead. Then we went to Gatti’s and play...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:08:00 GMT

Please explain to me...

what is so damn funny about an otherwise normal black comedian getting dressed up in a fat old woman suit. I dunno if Im missing something, but I just find it annoying as hell, not funny. At all. Mart...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:52:00 GMT

meanwhile, back at the farm...

So, Voodoo. Went to a party Thursday night, got trashed, stole jell-o shots and beers. Went to College Station and crashed at Lauren's. Woke up an hour late(thanks Kristin) hungover as hell and start...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 14:07:00 GMT

Drink half a bottle of vodka on a Tuesday night when you have work the next morning?!

Sure, why not? I always thought that going to work drunk would make my job more difficult, but today I discovered that it actually makes so much easier! Not to mention more fun. I was just chillin in ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:37:00 GMT

booze

Good gawd i was sloshed last night, so sloshed that i decided to write a blog about it. Well it all started out at around 8 or 9pm with Paul(of course). Taking shots at his dad's casa, then taki...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 09:55:00 GMT

I'm gonna quit my job

I'm gonna quit my job, I'm gonna quit my job, I'm gonna quit my job, I'm gonna quit my job, I'm gonna quit my job, I'm gonna quit my job, I'm gonna quit my job, I'm gonna quit my job, I'm gonna quit m...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 16:05:00 GMT

Kenny Chesny is a tool

Bloggy bloggy blog...Why do we bother? Why do we try so fucking hard to do something with our lives? I mean, we're just gonna die anyways. What is really so satisfying about making money and buying sh...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 20:58:00 GMT

Nothin but a G thang

So right now I have $320 in hard earned cash in my pocket and Im about to give it all away to someone. Why, you ask? Because The Man is keeping me down that's why. And now for this.     Pea...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 16:35:00 GMT