Why sit in the bleachers,
Timid and afraid,
When you can be your own parade?
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You may call me: Mz. Aida
I'm a brown-eyed girl with multi-colored hair.
A gender-fluid gourmand.
An ivy league student & knowledge addict.
Also a registered grindacologist.
(& I really like LOLcats)
First of all:
I'm the kinda gal that won't dumb herself down.
I'm pale-skinned, aiming at ink-skinned,
and my sense of right/wrong is kinda fuzzy.
More about me:
I'm a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania. Fluent in English and Spanish. Okay in Portuguese. Fond of breaking out into song & dance on a regular basis. Owner of huge feet (size 11) and a sweet corset. Super introspective and constantly busy. Amazing with children. On a whacked-out sleeping schedule.
Big fan of New England autumns, rolling down hills, and spontaneous adventures. Not a fan of carbonated beverages, interrupted downloads, and people who do things just "to be cool". Particularly fond of analyzing things/people, bread, cheese, Wikipedia, and batucadas.
Obsessed with individuals like The Joker and Palahniuk's characters--sociopaths, extreme anarchists, misanthropes, antagonists, criminals, and other deranged social deviants.
Fears:
extreme muscular incoordination. blindness. being buried alive or something of the sort. creepy, crawly things. arachnids. amnesia (sort of). venereal diseases. parasitic infestations. having teeth rot &/or fall out. lecherous old men. losing control over myself. being tortured. unwanted pregnancy. demon-children.
Labels & Definitions:
+ sapiosexualOne who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature.
"I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want someone who sometimes makes me go ouch due to their wit and evil sense of humor. I want someone that I can reach out and touch randomly. I want someone I can cuddle with."
+ aida
(eye-duh) A girl that's really hot and really smart at the same time. Big exception in today's world. Sought after, and rare.
+ hoyden
A high-spirited, boisterous, or saucy girl.
+ buxom
(Of a woman) plump, esp. with large breasts.
+ queer (&/or deviant)
Whatever you think it means.
+ psychonaut
(From the Greek ψυχοναÏτης, meaning literally a sailor of the mind/soul) is a person who uses altered states of consciousness, intentionally induced, to investigate his or her mind, and possibly address existential and/or spiritual questions, through direct experience.
"[People], set a standard. Only breed with [individuals] who can spell at least one 4 syllable word like thermometer or chrysanthemum." - Otep
Resist. Defy. Unlearn.