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mother machine gun

Tonight we dine in DORSIAAAAA!

About Me


Why sit in the bleachers,
Timid and afraid,
When you can be your own parade?
Last.fm .&&. Tumblr
You may call me: Mz. Aida
I'm a brown-eyed girl with multi-colored hair.
A gender-fluid gourmand.
An ivy league student & knowledge addict.
Also a registered grindacologist.
(& I really like LOLcats)
First of all:
I'm the kinda gal that won't dumb herself down.
I'm pale-skinned, aiming at ink-skinned,
and my sense of right/wrong is kinda fuzzy.
More about me:
I'm a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania. Fluent in English and Spanish. Okay in Portuguese. Fond of breaking out into song & dance on a regular basis. Owner of huge feet (size 11) and a sweet corset. Super introspective and constantly busy. Amazing with children. On a whacked-out sleeping schedule.
Big fan of New England autumns, rolling down hills, and spontaneous adventures. Not a fan of carbonated beverages, interrupted downloads, and people who do things just "to be cool". Particularly fond of analyzing things/people, bread, cheese, Wikipedia, and batucadas.
Obsessed with individuals like The Joker and Palahniuk's characters--sociopaths, extreme anarchists, misanthropes, antagonists, criminals, and other deranged social deviants.
Fears:
extreme muscular incoordination. blindness. being buried alive or something of the sort. creepy, crawly things. arachnids. amnesia (sort of). venereal diseases. parasitic infestations. having teeth rot &/or fall out. lecherous old men. losing control over myself. being tortured. unwanted pregnancy. demon-children.

Labels & Definitions:

+ sapiosexual
One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature.
"I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want someone who sometimes makes me go ouch due to their wit and evil sense of humor. I want someone that I can reach out and touch randomly. I want someone I can cuddle with."
+ aida
(eye-duh) A girl that's really hot and really smart at the same time. Big exception in today's world. Sought after, and rare.
+ hoyden
A high-spirited, boisterous, or saucy girl.
+ buxom
(Of a woman) plump, esp. with large breasts.
+ queer (&/or deviant)
Whatever you think it means.
+ psychonaut
(From the Greek ψυχοναύτης, meaning literally a sailor of the mind/soul) is a person who uses altered states of consciousness, intentionally induced, to investigate his or her mind, and possibly address existential and/or spiritual questions, through direct experience.
"[People], set a standard. Only breed with [individuals] who can spell at least one 4 syllable word like thermometer or chrysanthemum." - Otep
Resist. Defy. Unlearn.

My Interests

art. taboos. tattoos. oss corrots. heathus christ. señor bale. botmon. the clown prince of crime. ridiculousness. memes. x-rays. food. ross campbell's art. freedom. living. procrasturbation. poetic terrorism. literature. blogs. bruises. activism. drugs. dreams. webcomics. newsboy caps. viral advertising.

I'd like to meet:


People that are fuckin' rad &/or transgressive.
People that are fucked up and brilliant.
(Thus, The Joker would be on this list).

Music:

My attitude towards music can be accurately summed up by saying that, if I had to choose between enjoying food, sex, or music for the rest of my life, I'd choose music.

Movies:



Television:

There are few good shows on. Regardless, I sure love me some cool documentaries and old cartoons.

Books:



Knowledge is power.

Heroes:

People who fuck with the system and shake things up. People who fight for what they believe in and don't give up easily. People who paved the way for me. People who create, help, love, and experiment. People who change the world. People who live fast and die young.

Frida Kahlo
Luisa Capetillo
Katie Chamblee
(Google them!)

My Blog

Fill out my questionnaire, kthx.

I haven't posted one of these in FOR-FRICKING-EVER!  So. Fill the goddamned thing out and make me happy, mmkay? ^_^   WHAT WOULD YOU DO/SAY/THINK IF:I were terminally ill:I jumped on your ba...
Posted by mother machine gun on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 06:38:00 PST

A’s and Zete

Pwned another semester at Brown. :) - Writing and Speaking Portuguese: A- Ethnic Writing: S (mandatory pass/fail--S means I passed)- Latina/o Literature: A- Gender, Medicine and Care: A- Introduction ...
Posted by mother machine gun on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 08:19:00 PST

Do Something GOOD for Spring Break! (also, new blog!)

OurSpringBreak will end your war!OURSPRINGBREAK.ORGBasically, Spring Break for me this year is not going to be filled with sunny beaches, even tans, and binge-drinking (not like it ever was, anyway). ...
Posted by mother machine gun on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:26:00 PST

Let your extra large largesse shine through!

Welcome to 2008, folks.Bring on that pecan piePour some sugar on itSugar don't be shyScoop me up a messOf that chocolate swirlDon't be stingy,I'm a growing girlI offer big loveWith no apologyHow can I...
Posted by mother machine gun on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:43:00 PST

College Progress

College is fucking AMAZING.   So far, I've gotten back the grades for 3 out of my 4 courses and you know what they are? A's. Tee-hee. Aside from that, which is not really important, is the fact t...
Posted by mother machine gun on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 12:10:00 PST

MJK's voice = sonic sex

No, seriously. This man, Maynard James Keenan, has such an amazing voice. It sends shivers down my spine and THEN some. Not only is he an AWESOME vocalist, he's a very talented songwriter--h...
Posted by mother machine gun on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 02:46:00 PST

McStupid

A good friend of mine, Liliana, wrote this in December...and goddamn, I love it. Again, I DID NOT WRITE THIS, mmkay? (But I wish I had!) I don't agree exactly with EVERYTHING, so after the p...
Posted by mother machine gun on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:26:00 PST

Peenus Power

Oh my god. This is the most hilarious video I've seen in a WHIIIIILE.   Please watch it. Get some headphones, though, unless you're alone.   WATCH IT NOW!...
Posted by mother machine gun on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:53:00 PST

What Do I Want?

What do I want to do with my life? Many, many things. I want to do the makeup for a wild, amazing fashion show.I want to put on my OWN fashion show with friends.I want to do a huge art project, like "...
Posted by mother machine gun on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:54:00 PST

Old Profile

Word Association:female. puerto rican. deviant. fluorescent. dork. hedonist. scholar. anachronistic. futuristic. extroverted. bilingual. artist. writer. eclectic. energetic. driven. agnostic. curious...
Posted by mother machine gun on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:00:00 PST