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a bit about you
Lets get to know you better!
What is your name?: yudisley
Do you like your name, or would you change it?: yea n no
What are your nicknames?: yudi-----yuda----puti
Tatoos?: 2
Body piercings?: eyebrow n nose
Do you wear contacts?: no
Do you wear glasses?: no
Your favorite type of weather:: sunny
Your soul mate:: jasmine
Your favorite place on earth:: usa....lol...i luv it
Are you allergic to bees?: no
Are you messy or neat?: messy
What are you most afraid of?: who kno's
What's one secret talent that many may not know about you?: ima freak lol
What position do you sleep in when you are just about to fall asleep?: my stomach
Do you have any regrets in life?: no
Do you prefer mornings or nights?: nights
Do you smoke?: no
Drink?: sumtimes
This or That!
Hugs or kisses?: kisses
Beaches or mountains?: beaches...duh
Luck or fate?: fate
Love or money?: both lol
Axl Rose or Vince Neil?: axl rose
Horror or Romantic?: horror can git romantic
Thunderstorms or Snowstorms?: thunderstorms
Life or death?: life
Hot or Cold?: cold
In the opposite sex...
Blue, green or brown eyes?: dont matta
Tall, short or medium height?: medium....short...gotsta luv em short
Long or Short hair?: long
Serious or hillarious?: lil bit of both
Quick way to get you hot under the collar:: ..........
How can he win your heart:: no1 else could
Romantic?: naw
Do you...
Live with anyone?: mom
Have any pets?: no
Think the world is going to end someday?: yea
Use any messengers?: no
Make your bed daily?: no
Shower daily?: no.....lol......i take breaks
Check your emails daily?: no
Do your own laundry?: no
Love with your whole heart?: yepp
Have you ever...
Had a close family member die?: yea
Picked flowers from someone elses lawn?: yep
Had your heart broke?: mmmm....not sure
Been in love?: yea
Kissed in the rain?: no
Had a whip-cream fight?: no
Laughed so hard you cried?: yea
Played EXTREME Truth or Dare?: no
Madeout with someone on the 1st date?: yes
Wished on stars?: stupid but yup
Made a truck driver honk his horn?: yesssss lov it
Did something stupid?: always das wut makes me
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Bzoink - The Original Survey Site ..END BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODEYou kno Ur Cuban if....1. You grew up scared of something called ''el cucu''
2. You know the meaning of ''no da pie con bola''
3. Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really talking
4. You have ever left grass for the camels on the night of january 6th instead of cookies and milk for santa on christmas eve.
5. Dinner usually consists of rice, beans, and some kind of meat.
6. You have ever used your nose or lips to point something out.
7. You have ever drop food on the floor, picked it up, and ate it after saying ''lo que no mata engorda''
8. You constantly refer to cereal as ''con flei''
9. You have ever gone outside your house with ''rolos'' and ''chancletas''
10. You have ever been hit with ''el cinto'' a ''chancleta'' or ''un tareco''
11. Your mom yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner, even though you live in a one bedroom apartment.
12. Your house has all of those litle figurines that take every inch of space in the house, and you have either one of the folowwing: a porcelain cat, dog, or elephant in your living room
13. You can dance merengue, rumba, salsa, anything...without music!
14. You use ''manteca'' instead of olive oil, and still cant figure out why your butt is getting bigger
15. You just cant imagine anyone not liking CuBaN food.
16. You call your sneakers ''tenis'' or ''zapatillas''
17. You have at least 30 cousins
18. You consider platanos to be a food group
19. You constantly say.. ''En cuba eso era mejor, en cuba no pasa eso''
20. Your family`s reunions usually consists of all types of food, music, and lots of people screaming
21. You call someone by saying ''oye brode'' or ''oye acere''
22. You have been on a 2 passanger car, with over 7 people in it, and still a person shouting ''caben mas''
23. You have been seen on channel 7 shouting ''No castro no problem''
24. Your idea of formal is wearing a ''guayabera''
25. Your favorite words are ''Oye'' or ''Ven aca'' when you are right next to a person.
26. You think the perfect family should resemble the ''Que pasa USA'' family
27. Your tradition is to kill a pig and roast it in your back yard on christmas eve.
28. You call Beck`s beer ''la llave''
29. You are registered Republican
30. You wake up to the shrieking of roosters in your back yard.
31. You have used the words '' Acere, mi socio, consorte, oye men'' within the last week
32. Your favorite milkshakes flavors are ''mamey, papaya, or guanabana'' 33. Your favorite sunday sport is dominoes
34. You constantly say.. ''Fidel se cae este ano''
35. You have been on the USA for 10 years and still dont speak english
36. You buy a lotto ticket every saturday
37. You go to your family or friend`s funeral to tell jokes and socialize
38. You wear several gold rings, a very wide gold watch, and a heavy gold wrist chain
39. You pay money you dont have for your daughter`s ''quinces''
40.You are a mechanic and your shop is your front yard
41. You still wear a shirt collar over your suit
42. You use words like, '' bipeame, faxeame, shipeame, and taipeame''
43. You look forward to ''Sabado Gigante'' every saturday
44. You clean your teeth with a toothpick in public after eating
45. You tell your wife ''mami, hazme cafe y traeme agua''
46. You say ''La vaquita'' instead of farm stores
47. You dont believe in ''brujeria'' but respect it anyways
48. You use redundant expresions like ''Me c*a*g*o en la m*i*e*r*d*a''
49. You have a chemical dependence on Cuban coffee after every meal
50. You have use of the word ''Jeva''
51. You have a particular passion for wrist watches
52. You call publix; ''el publie''
53. Your furniture is still with the plastic cover
54. You know how to sing ''el yerberito'' of Celia Cruz
55. You grew up thinking that going swimming after lunch could cause you a ''sirimba'' , so it was best to wait at least 3 or 4 hours.
56. Your baby smells like ''agua de violetas''
57. At every B-day party there is an assortment of ''pastelitos de carne, guayaba, croquetas & bocaditos'' and they are all placed in the table next to the so they could come out in the picture for your cousins in cuba.
58. When your mom gets mad she yells ''Me c*a*g*o en la madre que te pario''
59. To describe a place that`s far away you say it`s ''en casa del c*a*r*a*j*o''
60. You dont pronounce your R`s but still like to criticize boricuas.
61. Theres a big picture of your daughter`s ''quince'' along with everybody`s wedding picture or communion in the living room.
62. Theres a litle bucket next to the sink in the bathroom.
63. You know why Hialeah is '' La ciudad que progresa''
64. If you refer to your mother, sister, cousins, girlfriend, wife and every female in your life as ''mami'' "Mama" or "Mamita
EL CUBANO *El Cubano no se emborracha: Coje tremenda nota *El Cubano no tiene novia: Tiene jeba *El Cubano no saluda: Dice, que bola acere *El Cubano no tiene amigos: Tiene socios, consortes *El Cubano no se cae: Se despinga *El Cubano no hace el amor: Singa *El Cubano no se burla: Se caga e la risa *El Cubano no dice prostituta: Dice ginetera *El Cubano no se enamora: Se vuelve loco *El Cubano no conversa: Da tremenda muela *El Cubano no se lanza: Se tira *El Cubano no dice q estas loco: Dice que estas arrebatao/quemao *El Cubano no te acaricia: Te enamora *El Cubano no molesta: Jode *El Cubano no te golpea: Te da un pescoson *El Cubano no te ordena: Te manda *El Cubano no sufre de diarrea: Le da cagalera *El Cubano no va rapido: Va como juan q se despetronca *El Cubano no se trepa: se encarama/engancha *El Cubano no toma siesta: Hecha una susna *El Cubano no corre ligero: corre rapido/ vuela *El Cubano no le duele el estomago: le duele la barriga *El Cubano no vomita: Se le sale la vida *El Cubano no se preocupa: Se angustia *El Cubano no hace algo muy bien: Lo hace tocao *El Cubano no se pone triste: Se acompleja *El Cubano no es cualquier cosa: ES...CUBANO
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HAVENT MET TO MANY REEL NIGGAS BUT DA ONES DAT I HAVE IVE KEPT EM CLOSE......SO ALWAYS CUM REEL WIT ME.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: yudisley
Birthday: 12/9/????
Birthplace: cuba
Current Location: m.i.a.
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5''5
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
The Shoes You Wore Today: forces
Your Weakness: love
Your Fears: death
Your Perfect Pizza: ham---banana
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: omg
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck man
Your Best Physical Feature: lips
Your Bedtime: none
Your Most Missed Memory: my grandma
Pepsi or Coke: none....ironbeer(cuban)
MacDonalds or Burger King: none hate fast food
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: none
Chocolate or Vanilla: aint nut n betta than a mix
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing:
Have you Been in Love: once
Do you want to go to College: na not 4 me
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: pussy....lol
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no......never
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: once
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes when i wuz yunga
How do you want to Die: asleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: psssh im is grown
What country would you most like to Visit: puerto rico n cuba
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont matta
Favourite Hair Color: dont matta
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me if a girl n taller if a boy
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: tee's jeans n sneakers
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: 9
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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Books:
I DONT REALLY HAVE TIME TO READ ITS NOT MY THING
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