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Mr. Schafer

wuz up

About Me

i'm about 5'10", average build with brown hair. i fight crime at night and i sleep mostly during the day. unless i'm fronting my playboy billionaire persona. i'm in search of new friends and people to hang out with. paintball was something i liked playing but i don't have people to go with. moved back to yakima and i'm just looking for some fun... Status Icons

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My Interests

starbucks, art, politics, religeon, whatever fits the mood of the evening. i'm laid back and chill like that. conversation is a must, along with shopping at the mall. and pissing off older generations with my colorful dialog.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who is interesting like bill murray and milla jovovich. she is my one freeby in life.
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Movies:

Fifth Element, Little miss sunshine, Silent Hill, Da vinci code, March of the penguins, Taladega Nights, Superman retrurns, Beerfest, Accepted, Waiting, Shawshank Redemption, Ninth Gate, Lost Highway, Evil Dead 1,2, Army of Darkness, Stigmata, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, V for vendetta, Hellraiser, Dark City, Fight Club, Seven, Labyrinth, Forrest Gump, Donnie Darko, Scarface, Untouchables, Godfather 1, 2, 3, Braveheart, Demolition Man, Ravenous, Resident Evil, Fritz the Cat, Memento, The Wall, Kill Bill vol. 1, 2, Dracula, Phantom of the Paridise, Saw 1, 2 Boondock Saints, The Princess Bride, Batman Begins, Garden State, I ♥ huckabees, X-men 1, 2, 3, Lord of War, Dawn of the Dead, the Wall, Heavy Metal, Tommy, Doom, the Island, Heathers, Some like it hot, the Mask, Snatch, Preditor 2, the Count of Monte Cristo Resivour Dogs, Stargate, Desperado, the Lord of the rings, Jackass, Monty Python's Serch for the Holy Grail and Life of Brian etc...

Television:

Dexter, Weeds, Twin Peaks, Rome, Sopranos, Simpsons, Family Guy, Chapelle's Show, Law & Order, South Park, PBS, History channel, Discovery channel, other than that i don't really watch t.v.

Books:

angels & demons, davinci code, perks of being a wallflower, sharky's machine, anything to do with religeon

Heroes:

and my Grandpappy

My Blog

always the one thing you forget is the subject line. o how i hate thee

not what i was expecting from the world right now. hmm....  what would you do, for a klondike bar? sometimes the depression wins. sometimes i win. the two don't really co-mingle very well. when ...
Posted by Mr. Schafer on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:38:00 PST

an interesting note

i find it somewhat interesting that, while some of you don't know, my father is gone. i made this extemely clear in my last blog. two comments. wow. it's like a slap in the face to realize only two pe...
Posted by Mr. Schafer on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:39:00 PST

a very dark day

my mother woke me this morning and told me to come sit down and talk. she told me that my father had been killed in an accident. i don't know how to react to this. i wish that our last words could ha...
Posted by Mr. Schafer on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 02:54:00 PST

a week away, i might as well try.

This is the "Be My Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on myspace that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who reply...
Posted by Mr. Schafer on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:47:00 PST

free ipod check it out in here!!!!

okay so i got a ton of shit on my mind right now and i just need to get it out. but... unfortunatly your not going to have the pleasure of reading any of it because i'm a very private person with mora...
Posted by Mr. Schafer on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:33:00 PST

the next ranting. a must read.

i'm not sure about the rest of ya'lls, but i'm fucking sick of these myspace bands that keep trying to add themselves to my myspace. if i was interested in your stupid pathetic band i would waste some...
Posted by Mr. Schafer on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 02:40:00 PST

gnomes are devious like hunters of the night.

i just thought of something... yakima really does suck. still, i'm glad though. too many ugly people. harsh i know. just think about this: pretty people can be ugly, and ugly can be pretty. ...
Posted by Mr. Schafer on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:11:00 PST

jesus lord almighty

for fucking crying out loud. why is it that the dentist can rape me for all that i have? is it not bad enough that i'm stressed about enough shit in my life. i put on a happy face and just take life l...
Posted by Mr. Schafer on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:03:00 PST

fuck nickelback

i had a dream that i was flying. flying high over seattle in the clouds with the seagulls. i was passing over pikes market when i looked down and started to fall. as i sped toward the earth an unwelco...
Posted by Mr. Schafer on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 05:03:00 PST

parental advisory expressed

why is it that porn gets such a bad wrap? i don't understand. let me start by saying that i'd never purposely show it to any kids. ever. if confiscated it from some juvinille, i'd probly keep it if it...
Posted by Mr. Schafer on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:13:00 PST