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Andrew

I like things

About Me

I'm getting pretty fat, I really don't have any ass to speak of, and I'm kinda turning into to a goverment/people in general hating hermit. I'm kind of nuerotic, am really bad about keeping in touch with people, (even those I care a lot for), and care way too much about baseball. I'm simultaneously very unsure and full of myself. I am also owner of one of the shortest attention spans in the history of the world, so most of the above doesn't usually bother me for more than an hour or two at a time. Also I need a haircut.

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

People who can make me laugh.

Music:

Rock and Roll

Movies:

Say Anything, Made, Bull Durham, High Fidelity, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Rushmore, PCU, Gross Pointe Blank, The Jersey Trilogy, The Life Aquatic, Thank You For Smoking, Lonesome Dove, Bottlerocket, An Unreasonable Man, UHF, Westway To the World, War Inc, Superbad, Pinnapple Express.

Television:

Buffy, Pete and Pete, Strangers With Candy, UCB, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Kenny vs. Spenny, South Park, Angel, Arrested Development (this is way way easily the greatest show in the history of television), It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Weeds was pretty good the first season too, but it sucks humongous purple veiny cock these days.

Books:

No Logo - Naomi Klein, Under the Banner of Heaven - Jon Krakauer, Armed Madhouse and The Best Democracy Money Can Buy - Greg Palast, Shrub - Molly Ivins, Freakonomics - Steven J. Levitt and Stephen Dubner, The Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy Trilogy - Douglass Adams, Catch 22 - Joeseph Heller, High Fidelty - Nick Hornby, Dick, The Man Who Is President - John Nichols, and pretty much anything by Henry Miller, Aaron Cometbus, Ralph Nader, Jim Hightower, and Michael Lewis.

Heroes:

Ralph Nader