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HELLFIRE

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About Me

Music is my life. It has saved my life and kept me alive, it has given me something to live for. I play a number of instruments and am in a number of bands, and although my main love lies with metal -and lots of it- and a lot of 80's hard and dirty rock. I still love listening to classical and baroque music as well.

My Interests



Likes Dimmu Borgir lrics Gothic philosophy my guitar heavy metal city my guitar extreme ironing Headbaning going to gigs drinking games godzilla VS king Kong extreme whaling extreme ironing friends jamming long walks on the beach under the moon candle lit dinners for two eating my body weight in things Dislikes People who have no time for friends Muzza's (except James Sampson) Insects Mean people Techno People who try too hard "emo"

I'd like to meet:

EVIG MORKE METAL:

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Michael Angelo Batio

Yngwie Malmsteen - Acoustic solo

Randy Rhoads R.I.P.

Paco De Lucia - Mediterranean Sundance

Jerry Segel: What? Is something wrong? Wayne: What do you mean? Jerry Segel: It's my eye, isn't it. Garth: Why would we want to look at your eye? Is there something wrong with that... weird... eye? Jerry Segel: There's nothing wrong with my eye. This one just has no pigment. I'm what you call a partial ocular albino, but I'm fine with it. I have perfect 20/20 vision with both eyes. You're serious about putting on a rock concert? Wayne: Are you kidding? I'd give my right eye. Jerry Segel: You realise there are certain jurisdictions you'll need to follow. Garth: I'd like to think I have an eye for details.

Music:

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Amon Amarth
Anthrax
Arch Enemy
Annihilator
Avant Garde
Bathory
Behemoth
Belphegor
Black Label Society
Bloodbath
Cacophony
Carcass
Carpathian Forest
Celtic Frost
Children Of Bodom
Danzig
DarkThrone
Dark Funeral
Death
Destroyer 666
Destruction
Diecide
Dissection
Dimmu Borgir
DragonForce
Dokken
Electric 6
Emperor
Exodus
Guild Of Destruction
Guns N' Roses
Hellhammer
Hammerfall
Immortal
Iced Earth
Iron Maiden
Jason Becker
Kreator
KISS
Marduk
Megadeth
(early)Metallica
Michael Angelo Batio
Morbid Angel
Motorhead
Necrophagist
Nile
Opeth
Possesed
(early)Racer-X
Slayer
Sodom
Testament
Van Halen
Venom
Warmen

W.A.S.P. and a heap of other black/death/thrash etc.. metal bands. Hard Rock, Old school Rock 'n' roll. Really just anything that sounds good, except hardcore, RnB and techno, deal with it. Bands i've seen live Arch Enemy Blood Duster Caliban Children of Bodom DragonForce The Furor Iciclan Iron Maiden Marduk Mastodon Megadeth Nothing Slayer Soulfly Synperium (shit band) Vanishing Point

Movies:

Movies Wayne's World 1, 2 Ghost busters 1, 2 Bill and Ted's Clerks LOTR series Corpse Bride The Count Of Monte Cristo Back to the Future Pans Labyrinth Rocky Horror Picture Show .. type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www....." height="350" width="425"> .. .. .. .. .. .. ..>

Television:

Scrubs, Black Books, Red Dwarf, Daria, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama and...
MXC!!!

Books:

Edgar Allen Poe
Lords of Chaos
The Satanic Bible..y'know, for laffs

Heroes:


Alexi Laiho

Jason Becker.

Denny Crane

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

My Blog

Rick Roll-ing, the history of.

Richard Paul Astley, (born 6 February 1966) is an English singer, songwriter, and musician. He was born in Newton-le-Willows, Lancashire, England. Astley has also lived in Richmond, Surrey with his Da...
Posted by HELLFIRE on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 01:50:00 PST

I love bald eagles.

Dog Gone!An opportunistic eagle makes off with a prized poodle, to the horror of its owner (and the delight of her husband).Valdez, Alaska  A bald eagle satisfied its hunger at a Valdez gas station w...
Posted by HELLFIRE on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:21:00 PST

Ive come to a realisation.

Christians really are as hypocritical, narrow minded and just downright infuriatingly stupid as i've thought them to be for as long as I can remember!"But David", I hear you say, "how can you say such...
Posted by HELLFIRE on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:32:00 PST

The history of pants

Pantaloons: n. 1661, in Evelyn's writings, a kind of breeches with stockings in the fashion of tights, worn during the English Restoration (1660-88), from an association with Pantaloun, Pantaloon (rec...
Posted by HELLFIRE on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:53:00 PST

GORGOROTH!!

Incidents[edit] Concert in Krakow, PolandOn February 1st, 2004, during a live broadcast concert in Krakow, Poland, the band displayed sheep heads on stakes, a bloodbath of 80 litres of sheep's blood, ...
Posted by HELLFIRE on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 02:00:00 PST

types of sticks

You know what i just realised the other day? If drumsticks are for playing drums, you would think that breadsticks would be for playing bread, wouldn't you? "Would you like some breadsticks?" "No, tha...
Posted by HELLFIRE on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 07:04:00 PST

What exactly "is" a 'muzza'?

A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European decent (even though they've never been there), that are born and raised Melbournians. Living in middle-class western and northern suburbs they are...
Posted by HELLFIRE on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:08:00 PST

check this shit out brother!

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Posted by HELLFIRE on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 06:38:00 PST

story time

Sometimes at night I wake up to find a small worm trying to eat it's way into my lower part of my stomach. I scream ,"Oh my God!", and throw the covers off my body and turn on the light. Then I real...
Posted by HELLFIRE on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:24:00 PST

The day I thought I was Jesus

One wekend i thought i was Jesus and i tried to heal a blind child...I guess Jesus didn't use sulfuric acid though....my bad.
Posted by HELLFIRE on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:18:00 PST