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Jared

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Hey I'm Jared, I'm 27 years old, and I live in the grande ole Danville, VA. I work as a server, bartender, swing manager, everything else they ever ask me to do person for Ham's. Been there little over 5 years now. I am a very deep person, but unless you really want to get inside to see, you will usually see nothing more than the flirty happy-go-lucky me. I have spurts of really artsy or comedic mentalities, but on the other hand I am pretty moody. Anything else u wanna know just ask, it's an open book.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people who will take the time to know me, not just look for their own gain. I want friends that will push and challenge me to do more and be more. I haven't had that in a long time.


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Lesson to learn in life:


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DON'T FUCK WITH THE PUSSY!!!!!!!!


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Music:

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Movies:

My extremely overpaid dancers!


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How to make a Jared Paquette
Ingredients:
3 parts success
1 part crazyiness
5 parts ego
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Personality cocktail
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My Blog

I dunno, I like it I think

Regret   I’m lost yet I know everything around me. I eat to cure my boredom. I have no time because I’m busy piddling. I can’t sleep because I’m tired. I write becau...
Posted by Jared on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:36:00 PST

Shit is shitty

All shit is shitty, it has a shitty appearance and smell. The truth has been unleashed, can you handle it?Unleashed is a great word, when reading any action sequence it exagerrates the dramatic effec...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:31:00 PST

I eat yogurt!

That's right, when I wake up, yogurt is on the menu. And I don't mean Mel Brooks from Spaceballs, it's real fucking yogurt like Momma never made.I don't think pig entrails should be thought about.I th...
Posted by Jared on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:22:00 PST

Trapped

Ok, so now that you know how I feel about the world. Let me tell you about my situation, maybe there's one of you out there who actually has a brain, knows how to use it, and is willing to take the t...
Posted by Jared on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:41:00 PST

my rant to you!

Ok let's get real, as if you really are interested in reading some boring essay about who I am or what type of person I am and what I like to do. Even if I said it you would question whether I am tal...
Posted by Jared on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 04:49:00 PST

goodbye

Well today I found out my aunt Nina passed on.  Even though I expected it to come at any time, it doesn't seem to hurt any less.  I am glad she will never hurt again, but I will miss her.&nb...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:59:00 PST

Words that made me wake up

I just wanted to share with you a quote that really made me rethink my life.  It's made me want more than I am. "The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows, it's very mean and nasty place and it ...
Posted by Jared on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:59:00 PST

Tagged

Here are the rules...each player starts with 8 random facts/habits or embarrassing things about themselves. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about about their 8 things and post these...
Posted by Jared on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 08:20:00 PST

SOOOOOO Cheesy

I have been doing some recent studies about the different uses and sources of cheese. 1. Cheese can be very good on hamburger, but pretty sick on ice cream sandwiches 2. Cheese doesn't grow into a tr...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 10:07:00 PST

Like testicles of an Egyptian hummingbird, so are the days of our lives

Ok I have a confession to start off, I'm not really sure that Egyptian Hummingbirds even really have testicles.  or if they are even in Egypt.  They may have migrated carrying their nuts els...
Posted by Jared on Wed, 02 May 2007 07:08:00 PST