Hey jerks. |
as myspace increasingly impersonates facebook and facebook turns slowly but surely into myspace, i find myself preferring that cesspool to this one, if only for the spectacle of another glorious inter...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:18:00 GMT |
is bi-lingual even a word |
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=127333320http://profile.myspace.com/index. cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=173282884http:/ /profile.myspace.com...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:42:00 GMT |
some things I like |
* OperaA really nice alternative to Firefox. Lots and lots of keyboard shortcuts, and they're configurable. An option to start with the tabs you had open when you closed the program, or you can save y...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 07:47:00 GMT |
questionnaire per the pirate sisters |
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you said?My mirror fell off the medicine cabinet.2. When is the next time you will make out?About 9:30 or 10.4. What's your...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 14:22:00 GMT |
breakfast on the go memorial staring contest and chicken metaphor |
Dear Laura,I know that you know I have your sausage mcmuffin, and I have a good hunch you're holding my bacon egg & cheese biscuit hostage. That you haven't by now attempted to arrange a trade can...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:58:00 GMT |
I love God all the same, but all I want to do is get off. |
The hotel stopped letting us cheapskates use their bandwidth, so I'm telling my troubles to Notepad this afternoon. I'm pretty upset about this because my friend Sariel sent me an ornate spyglass in ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:56:00 GMT |
Invalid subject line; you may not leave the subject blank. |
oh god i'm blogging with no glassesi think i lost them in the stairwell last night while attempting to get arrestedalso itt we avoid myspace's formatting errors by writing very short paragraphsfirst w...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 21:31:00 GMT |
toasty warm house yes |
The damned radiator finally came on!I repeat the blessed radiator finally came on! Just in time for me to not have my long sleeve shirts clean and not do anything about the drafty windows. I was sure ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 04:31:00 GMT |
Credit where credit is due. |
* Calling it early this year. Best song, Primal Scream. Best album, Current 93. Next year's overrated meme to avoid, Grizzly Bear. Oh god.* I invented the online petition in 1993, and somewhere in the...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:55:00 GMT |
To blazes with space. |
If you're going to space do it right. George Clooney goes to space and spends the entire time staring at a planet made out of Aquafresh & fantasizing about his ugly ex-girlfriend. And I wouldn't c...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:35:00 GMT |
