Funeral Dancer

My name is the 3rd book of the New Testament .
I don't believe in anything.
There is no God, Satan, Heaven, or Hell.
If there does happen to be a Hell, I hope that Satan has a front-row seat reserved specifically for ME:)
At least that would put some sort of excitement into my existence.
I really don't believe in life (or existence) after death.
When we die, we simply cease to exist.
I don't like when people preach to me about their god or religion.
I don't like when people pray for me.
Your prayers will never work on me, so don't waste your time.
And if you DO decide to pray for me, don't touch me while doing so.
I might end up breaking your wrist.
I know all about Christianity and the Bible.
I was raised as a Christian. It's all dead to me now.
The more you try to convince me otherwise, the less I believe.
I don't care how the world originated and I don't care how it will end.
I don't care IF it originated or IF it will end.
I don't believe in "The Creation", "The Big Bang Theory", or "Evolution".
Going to church, reading the Bible, doing good deeds, and/or financially supporting a religion or religious cause DOES NOT get a person into the so-called "Heaven"!
It amuses me when a person tries to remove a splinter from my eye, while they have an oak tree stuck in theirs:)