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About Me

In typed words our music is for us and you are welcome to hear it....all of our recorded shit is done in one take, which means its LIVE music recorded with out 500 TAKES, we use a few microphones, an old yamaha mixer(no fuckin pro tools cause we cant afford it) and a skate shoe for a microphone stand, strickly intended for us to hear (in our cars with know one around really loud)!......rick only likes to play drums with his penis out so it makes it difficult for people to see us play without getting slapped with another restraining order, you see rick uses his shlong to hit the snare drum and hi-hat to get a double whacker sound.....flag this biotch!

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Member Since: 5/26/2006
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Band Members: Rick Parente - the "dick" drummer, Skot Burklin - 17 1/2 string bass, and some SKAT guitar playing, Ryan Davis - guitar,bass, and some want to be vocals for a fill
Influences: we are mainly influenced by life although rick makes a lot of pipi longstalkings referances....the next time you see rick he may very well have red pony tails and knee high socks so beware , you have been warned!
Sounds Like: sounds like someone shitting off of a roof into an empty metal bucket , but thats just santa's opinion!....sometimes it does sound like someone cupping their hand over their butt and farting into it and then smelling it....you know stuff like that....are you actually reading this mindless garbage? well in that case i will expand on our sound because it is so easy to write about a sound , you know when you go to wipe your butt and you finger breaks through the toilet paper? well that sound is similar to what we would sound like if we snorted pixie sticks and played while standing our heads....i mean come on who actually fills this shit out seriously?.....me, thats who you judgemental assclown....o.k. dont raise your hand if you are not unimpressed!...after you figure that out you call 911 and report 150 pounds of dope is reading this stupid sounds like box!...ouch!..you know its hurts....oh yeah!...even if you dont weigh 150 pounds you may still pound salt....what does that mean anyway?to pound salt?does that represent a rude sex act involving mcdonalds french fries or am i over-anylizing again?....ill opt for the latter....oi!
Record Label: Bluebell First Take studios

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