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Sarcastabitch

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About Me



Buried at PhotoCasket You don't want to know me as I am. You will mold your mind to fit what you expect, all along never realizing I didn't sign up for the screen play you star me in. Why waist time I will never get back...on you? You won't dissapoint me in the least. At this point I know what to expect. A world full of people who will never really know me, but pretend as if they do. Never expecting to be proven wrong, I live with this knowledgeI will not give a cookie-cutter answer. If you want to know me the efforts yours to have. But...Know that I am everything I told you I was or could be. I incompus all you can't handle because your mind may not reach the length of my thought process. I can see what others ignore by rule of comfort, for life is not that warm blanket you wrap yourself in to protect from the big bad world, this I know. My demons guide my life by lessons learned and I can see through the bullshit with the quickness. Weather it be a gift or curse I haven't yet decided. I ask you only not to include me in the game you've learned to play within this lifetime. I have no need for your weight in my life, so unless you plan to uplift, do not venture into my space (lol was going to say my life , but that just wouldn't be as ironic. had to do it)Layout made by snowwhitequeen
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My Interests

SMACKDOWN! 3-4-08 Show airs 3-6-08. The one chick who falls of side, busted her ass earlier in the bikni contest!LOL So funny! Watch IT FRIDAY!..
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sarcastabitch (Mmm hmmm , my mom named me it...don't look at me like that)
Birthday: Some time in July
Birthplace: Saratoga, N.Y.
Current Location: Is this hell ? Cuz it's spelled like CLEVELAND
Eye Color: Blue, Gray, . . .and yes, Green (always change'in with the mood. look out for red)
Hair Color: Sometimes blonde, Somtimes brown
Height: No thanks ! I'm extreemly afraid of 'em !
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but on date night I'm lefty all the way
Your Heritage: Mutt ! For the laymen out there. . .. it means a mixture
The Shoes You Wore Today: Heels
Your Weakness: You mom ! Her cookies are so damn good !
Your Fears: Your mom ! Because her cookies are so damn good, but once there gone she tries to pass off her other cookie as food and I don't want to go there . . . again !
Your Perfect Pizza: Bananna peppers and mushroom or any kind of real N.Y. pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Imma set my sights high this year. . . think I'll go for the silver at the Specher olympics
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Can you stop stalking me ! I know your ____'s mom and all but I don't know you lady
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why is your mom in my bed ?. . . again
Your Best Physical Feature: MY ASS ! hahahahahahahahahahahaha (thoes who know me are lmfao)
Your Bedtime: Whenever the monsters in my closet go to sleep. The terror keeps me awake
Your Most Missed Memory: Grammy and Matt
Pepsi or Coke: Why would you need pepsi if your on coke. Hello ! Caffine won't compair to the line you just did off your glass table !
MacDonalds or Burger King: You buy'in ? ? ? Well are you ? . . . stop fk'in with me I'm hungry
Single or Group Dates: If your ,who gonna drink the circle jerk bucket ? What the hell kinda dates do you go on ya freak !
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I'm guessing your offering me a drink now to rub salt in the wound cuz . . .YOU DIDN"T GET ME MC E DEE'S OR BURGERKING. Basturd
Chocolate or Vanilla: WTF ! stop asking me these questions
Cappuccino or Coffee: sure
Do you Smoke: If I say yes will you send me thoes camel coupons ? Smokes are too expensive ! Back in my day . . .
Do you Swear: UGH ! I'm a lady
Do you Sing: In secret
Do you Shower Daily: Why do I smell ?
Have you Been in Love: I don't recall, Is is that thing ware you end up with a knife sticking out of your back ? If It is, I'm in love daily
Do you want to go to College: Sure, so I can be underestimated by a campus full of people. . . .I'm so there
Do you want to get Married: *whines* Again ! Well, okay mabey one more time
Do you belive in yourself: Only since I stopped being imaginary
Do you get Motion Sickness: Why are these questions getting stupider. . .and why do I continue to answer them *shrugs*
Do you think you are Attractive: Doubble edged sword . Not going to answer that one
Are you a Health Freak: hirdothirdgn;dzhgirldgnrkldthfd
Do you get along with your Parents: It's really hard to think of something witty to say to that one
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes I do
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar (badly), Paino (badly), Skin flute . . .. not so badly ;)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Many, many times
In the past month have you Smoked: Drugs r bad mmm k
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no mushrooms were newyears
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope, don't know why ! I'm such ketch
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: sadly yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but now I want some ! Thanks !
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never ! If you like to stick raw fish in your mouth that's up to you, but I'm strictly dickly
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, but next month I hope to be
In the past month have you been Dumped: OKay didn't I tell you I haven't even gone on a date. Do you need me to explain the order things fall into in the real world ?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: everyday
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not a shisty fuck, and never will be
Ever been Drunk: I'm not even as think as you drunk I am ! ! ! why ask me that ?
Ever been called a Tease: Yes *smirks*
Ever been Beaten up: Yup, but I have the balls to admit it and an order of protection to prevent it
Ever Shoplifted: When I was way younger and a concious was something I thought adults made up to scare you from pre marital sex
How do you want to Die: In my sleep, when my kids are old enough to take care of themselves
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green, blue
Favourite Hair Color: Sandy blond
Short or Long Hair: don't care
Height: taller than me
Weight: don't care
Best Clothing Style: Rocked out a bit
Number of Drugs I have taken: Do I take durgs ware ? NO they take me places . . . .and I never really know how to get home !
Number of CDs I own: over 250
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: Have one below my gunt or none, but it's deffinetlly one of the two
Number of things in my Past I Regret: the list for what I don't would be way smaller

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I'd like to meet:



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Buried at PhotoCasketSome total assholes! Please ! That's all I want outta life...And your mom (with a side of fat people 'N cheese) ! YEE-HAW !
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Music:

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Add to My Profile | More VideosDisturbed, Evenessence, Tool, Perfect Circle, Deftones, 3 Days Grace, Lincolnpark, Limp Bizkit, Poe, Mushroomhead, 216, Danzig, The misfits, Type O Neg, Pantara, Hatebreed, NIN, The Lemonheads, Ozzy, Rob (&) White Zombie, Seather, Kittie, Adema, Ramstein, Sublime. . . .Gawd there's more, but I fried my brain already. . . .part two later . . . . much, much later . . .Okay, It's later :Korn, Incubus, Static-X, Hoobastank, Cold, 311, Crossfade, Mudvayne, Chevelle, Staind, Spineshank, Flyleaf, Breaking Benjamin, Fear Factory, Unified Culture, Coal Chamber . . . Have some M.C. love too, but no one knows what I'm talking about so it's ok to admit, lol ;)

Movies:


Buried at PhotoCasket.com The Nightmare before Christmass. Labrynth, Beetlejuice, Nightmare on elm street (all of 'em), Fri the 13 series, Corps Bride, Happy Gillmore, Billy Maddison, Just Friends, Romeo and Juliet (newer version), American History X (and no, I'm not a biggot), The dark Crystal, The Craft, Cruel intentions, Greese, Goonies, My Girl . . . uh . . . hmmm . . . anything with Colin Ferral or Angelina Jolie . And a ton more I can't remember
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Television:

Desperate Housewives
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Books:

JOHN SAUL anything ! He's amazing !
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Heroes:

My Grams ! Thank you for making me the strong women I am today and feeding into my goofy sence of humor. Big wet onion mouth kisses ( that I'd wipe off when you weren't loking) ! Your my angel.Love always. . . and yes. . . MATT . . .(the old matt, not the new and not so improved one)
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My Blog

Im Thankfull for ALL of you ... This is my lil way of showing it

To my Friends ... My Family ... The people who have helped me through so much, or left a dent in my life. Love you all in many different ways ... for many different things ............. Let'...
Posted by Sarcastabitch on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:19:00 PST

Excuses ....

Staind-King of all excuses   You, I trusted your intentions a trust you took advantage of now you are sitting in the hole that youDug around yourself.You've lied so much you think it's trueDo you...
Posted by Sarcastabitch on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 11:03:00 PST

Collection of my typical shit

I Get It by Chevelle   So you say you're ignoredAs it is,Well, give us your sad, sad tripYou're right, I get itIt all makes sense, you're the perfect personSo bright, so wrongLet's all live in yo...
Posted by Sarcastabitch on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 08:11:00 PST

UNTILL THE END

So clever, Whatever, I'm done with these endeavors. Alone I walk the winding way. It's over, No longer, I feel it growing stronger. I'll live to die another day, until I fade away.[Chorus]Why give up,...
Posted by Sarcastabitch on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:29:00 PST

Had Enough

Milk it for all it's worthMake sure you get there firstThe apple of your eyeThe rotten core insideWe are the prisoners Things couldn't get much worseI've had it up to hereYou know your end is near[Cho...
Posted by Sarcastabitch on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:43:00 PST

Diary of J ...

If I had toI would put myself right beside youSo let me askWould you like that?Would you like that?And I don't mindIf you say this love is the last timeSo now I'll askDo you like that?Do you like that...
Posted by Sarcastabitch on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:38:00 PST

From the mind of Bob dylan

Come you masters of war You that build all the guns You that build the death planes You that build the big bombs You that hide behind walls You that hide behind desks I just want you to know I can see...
Posted by Sarcastabitch on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:39:00 PST

Reason, Season, or A Lifetime . . .

 Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When ...
Posted by Sarcastabitch on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 08:41:00 PST

. . . Clairity

I am fortunate today to have found some clairity. It is something that is so difficult to find, that I sometimes believed it didn't exist. I'm happy to say it does. As the hatred fades, the wounds hea...
Posted by Sarcastabitch on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:58:00 PST

Pain Redefined

"Pain Redefined"Fading, falling, lost in foreverWill I find a way to keep it together?Am I strong enough to last through the weather in the hurricane of my life?Can it be a conscious decision?That I l...
Posted by Sarcastabitch on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:05:00 PST