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Toohottie

I only pray to St Arbucks, the patron saint of coffee

About Me

I fight terrorism, for a living with my magic underwear. But I do wear a helmet. Pilot, grad student, love to surf, eat, travel, hike, kayak, surf, work on my yard, hang out with my puppy. Know way too many movie quotes. Born in Texas, grew up in Maryland, Army brat, lived in MD, TX (of course), FL, HI, and soon VA. I miss Hawaii! Oh, by the way, I have mad street cred and like to "ride dirty" whatever the hell that means. And I'm a bad mutha trucka. Had my taste buds shot off in 'Nam by Napalm. I like french fries and can tie my own shoes. I only lied once, but it was in 3,875,234,304 parts. I don't like the instant replay or the challenge rule. I think there should be randomly placed landmines in the outfield of baseball games to "liven" it up. And you get one swing.

My Interests

surfing, soccer, flying, fencing, jello wrestling, solo synchronized swimming, kayaking, hiking, eating, going out on the boat

I'd like to meet:

Abe Froman, the person who keeps stealing only 1 of my socks. Y'all. Sara Evans, I love her. Oh, and Little Debbie and Mrs Smith and Mama Celeste, but not the Colonel. Oh, I hate the Colonel! I'd like to meet other Fatties like me.

Music:

fa la la la, la la la la la, country, punk, Hawaiian,big band, oldies but goodies,soul, the only music that's good enough to be called music...da FUNK, AVAIL, GC, Ramones, Jimmy Cliff, MxPx, Slightly Stoopid, Pulp, Ditch Witch, Descendents, Pegboy, ALL,Fugazi, Kealii Reichel, John Cruz, No Use for a Name, Tilt,Mr T Experience, The Clash, Willie, Hank, Johnny Cash, Trusty, Less Than Jake, Toby Keith, Randy Travis, Elvis, Silverstein, Ataris, The Loved Ones, Strung Out

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber, It's a Wonderful Life, Club Paradise, some Kind of Wonderful, Spies Like Us, Beaches, yeah bitch,I said it, Dirty Work, Red Dawn, The Fox and the Hound, does anybody actually read this crap and if so, do they really care? Trading Places, anything porn. Can't Hardly Wait,

Television:

Las Vegas, Everybody Hates Chris, Love Inc, the Office, Chilly Willy,

Books:

Don't know how to read, but I like to guess at the words. Ok, well not ones with words.

Heroes:

God bless LTC Holland; Butch O'Hare, David Robinson,

My Blog

CORPUS CHRISTI AIRSHOW APRIL 13-15

Come out to the airshow and see the AMAZING T-44A perform death-defying formation flying--if you couldn't figure it out, I'll be the one in the plane if all works out.  You'll laugh, you'll cry, ...
Posted by Toohottie on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:23:00 PST

2006 RECAP

2006 sucked ass.  That's it.
Posted by Toohottie on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:15:00 PST

Happy Birthday THANKS!

Thanks to all my friends, old and new who made my 2nd 29th birthday one to remember. Thanks to all who drove the Commander, hope you enjoyed the heated seats! My ass will never be the same after the s...
Posted by Toohottie on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:43:00 PST

Daddy's back

Well, I'm back from Hawaii and it was awesome.  Reconnected with some old friends, met new ones, and relived a lot of good ol' times.  Went to Duke's, the Hula Grill, had a Teddy's...
Posted by Toohottie on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:47:00 PST

Out of Office reply-island style

I will be on the great island of Oahu in the middle of November drinking, surfing, showing my bruddahs around, and searching for a polynesian princess.  Probably in that order too! If there are a...
Posted by Toohottie on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:08:00 PST

The happiest day of my life

Rumor has it that Sara Evans is getting divorced. This may be the happiest day of my life.  So, I'm thinking about my chances.  About one in a million. So you're saying there's a chance? She...
Posted by Toohottie on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:30:00 PST

Lyrics

Just posting the lyrics to the song on my page, in case no one can understand it. Pretty good song.  Sorry if I'm not supposed to, just let me know and I'll take it off. The Loved Ones -Jane Lyri...
Posted by Toohottie on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:24:00 PST

Bulletins

I am not putting up these FUCKING BULLETINS. Please stop or I will run over you with my very large vehicle!!
Posted by Toohottie on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:14:00 PST

9/11

Just wanted to thank everyone for their support of the military and for everyone serving in the past, present, and future.  I especially thank all the men and women who gave their lives so t...
Posted by Toohottie on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:04:00 PST