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The joys of eating seamonkeys

So I'm blocked.Crazy times recently- Offers of 3ways, anouncements of love, being hit on with the line "have you ever played resident evil?" & generally guys being LYING DICKS. Nothing new.so anyway y...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:01:00 GMT

unsent, ripped off but written down

As I lay in bed with the Worlds worst hangover and cold combination, unable to do much but think & rip off "Unsent" by Alanis I decided 2 write my own one again& Dear H,Our relationship was always...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 14:14:00 GMT

Dear Raymond

"Ray,as of today I can't say things will ever be the same,and that could be a shame..." You'll be in my memories forever,much love x
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:00:00 GMT

What a lady...

Bjork was fucking awesome, i have pockets full of the silver foil that was blasted over the crowd! not to mention all the memories too!drunken banter in katys and potthouse apres! yeoooooooo! Best bit...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:29:00 GMT

Only the creamiest, milkiest chocolate...

Joss Stone has sold her soul to flake I see...How sickening a TV ad That is all, Cyber Love
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 09:03:00 GMT

The Good Samartian

I just wanted to write a very short thank you note to a lovely stranger Chris, my good samaritan, who came to my aid on tuesday night.He sat with me untill I stopped crying, listened to me tell h...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 07:11:00 GMT

Ready to Uff indeed

Uffie & Feadz, what a night...   (Followed by the worlds worst hangover)
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:29:00 GMT

Desired Constellation

I have no words of my own at the minute, so I'm going to quote someone else's. Completely lazy, I know...   "It's tricky whenYou feel someoneHas doneSomething on your behalfIt's slippery whenYour...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 06:17:00 GMT

Roadkill

On my walk home from the Stiff Kitten tonight I saw both a live badger and a dead one on the road too.The living one scared the shit outta me for reasons unknown. It seemed more frightened of me ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 19:59:00 GMT

Birthday Fun

Bitches, Skanks & Ho's As some of you may already know, tomorrow I leave my teenage years behind forever.To celebrate this occasion I shall be getting very drunk after my last exam on friday&...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 05:26:00 GMT