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About Me



Name: Mark Williams.
Birthday: 23/07/86.
Birthplace: Orsett.
Current Location: West Thurrock.
Eye Color: Brown/Green.
Hair Color: Brown.
Height: 6'0''.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty.
Your Heritage: English all the way.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black DC's
Your Weakness: Severe lack of confidence.
Your Fears: Clowns. Mannequins.
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Feast, extra meat.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get £2 Whore gigging/EP recorded.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Get Fucked!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is... This... Earth?!
Your Best Physical Feature: Hands.
Your Bedtime: Too late.
Your Most Missed Memory: Tons.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi (Max).
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK.
Single or Group Dates: Don't need 'em =).
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Proper Tea. Milk n' 3, ta.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: None. Tea.
Do you Smoke: Nope.
Do you Swear: Too fucking much. Fuckit, done it again. Cunt i am.
Do you Sing: Nope.
Do you Shower Daily: Yup.
Have you Been in Love: Yeah.
Do you want to go to College: Done it.
Do you want to get Married: Pass.
Do you belive in yourself: Not at all.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only in long car journeys, or when i'm hungover.
Do you think you are Attractive: No, no, no.
Are you a Health Freak: Shit no.
Do you get along with your Parents: Really well =).
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar. Got 6.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Lots.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Kinda =P.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hard not to when you're 5 mins from Lakeside...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Unfortunatly not.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, but soon.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nah.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yeah.
Ever been Drunk: Um Hmm.
Ever been called a Tease: No.
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah.
Ever Shoplifted: Yup.
How do you want to Die: Any way other than drowning.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A kid XD.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown.
Favourite Hair Color: Black.
Short or Long Hair: Either.
Height: Whatever.
Weight: Whatever.
Best Clothing Style: Whatever.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None what-so-ever.
Number of CDs I own: About 200, rest is downloaded.
Number of Piercings: 1 (How hardcore, look out).
Number of Tattoos: 0 (Too indecisive).
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Loads.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

MY GEAR:
7 STRINGS:
ESP/LTD M-107 (Custom).
Jackson AX7.
Dean Avalanche 7.

6 STRINGS:
Dean 'Dime' Explosion Razorback.
B.C. Rich Platinum Virgin (Custom).
Epiphone G400 (SG).

(I do also have a Fender J300 Acoustic, an Epiphone Les Paul Classic, and an Epiphone Dot 335 at my disposal, although they aren't strictly mine.)

MY AMP:
Hughes & Kettner WARP7 Half Stack (Head & Single 4x12 Cab). Equipped with 30w Internal Celestions.

MY EFFECTS/PEDALS:
Recently chopped all my other shit in for a BOSS GT-8 Multi-Effects Processor, and it's a bit tasty!

*Important Note*: I don't consider myself to be an 'technical as fuck, jizz on the fretboard' guitarist, I just love guitars and love playing guitar so i pride myself in my guitars and sound.

Music:

$2 Whore.
3 Inches Of Blood.
33 Degree.
40 Below Summer.
A Perfect Circle.
AC/DC.
Adema.
Aerosmith.
Alice Cooper.
Alice In Chains. (1)
Alter Bridge. (1)
American Head Charge. (1)
Anthrax. (1).
Aphex Twin.
Apocalyptica. (2)
Arch Enemy.
Artemis Pyledriver.
Audioslave. (1)
Basement Jaxx.
The Beatles.
Billy Idol. (1)
Black Label Society.
The Black Mages.
Black Market Hero.
Black Sabbath. (1)
Black Stone Cherry.
The Bloodhound Gang.
Bloodsimple. (1)
Breaking Benjamin.
Breaking Point.
Breed 77. (2)
Bush.
Byzantine.
Caliban.
Celldweller.
Children Of Bodom.
Chimaira. (2)
Coal Chamber.
Cold.
Cream.
Creed.
Cuckoo Litefoot.
Daath.
Damageplan. (1)
Danzig.
Dave Gilmour.
David Bowie.
Deadsy.
Deftones. (2)
Despised Icon.
DevilDriver. (2)
Disturbed. (1)
Divine Heresy.
Djevara. (3)
Donald Fagen.
The Doors.
Down. (1)
DragonForce. (1)
Droid.
Drowning Pool. (1)
The Eagles.
Eleven 11.
Eminem.
Engerica. (2)
Enigma.
Eric Clapton.
Exodus.
Faith No More.
Faithless.
Fall Of Serenity.
Fallen To. (1)
Fallen Under.
Fear Factory.
Flaw.
Foo Fighters.
Fuel.
Gary Moore.
Genghis Con-Job.
Glenn Danzig.
Goatwhore.
God Forbid.
Godsmack. (1)
Gojira.
Guns n' Roses. (1)
Halibrid.
Hatebreed. (2)
Hellyeah. (1)
Helmet.
HIM. (1)
Ill Nino. (3)
Ill System.
In Flames. (1)
Incubus.
Jimi Hendrix.
Jerry Cantrell.
Job For A Cowboy.
Joe Jackson.
Joe Satriani.
Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson.
Kid Rock.
Killswitch Engage. (1)
Kiss.
Korn. (4)
Kunt And The Gang. (1)
Kyuss.
Lacuna Coil. (2)
Lamb Of God. (1)
Led.By.Voices. (1)
Led Zeppelin.
Lynard Skynard.
Machine Head. (2)
Mad Capsule Markets. (1)
Madness.
Malefice. (1)
Marilyn Manson. (3)
Mastodon. (1)
Maxim.
Megadeth. (2)
Mercy Drive.
Meshuggah.
Metallica. (4)
The Misfits.
Mnemic.
Motorhead.
Mudvayne. (2)
Murakami. (1)
Mushroomhead.
Napalm Death.
Needleye. (1)
Nile.
Nine Inch Nails.
Nobuo Uematsu.
Nonpoint.
The Offspring.( 1)
One Fell Down. (2).
One Minute Silence.
Opeth. (1)
Orgy.
Otep.
Ozzy Osbourne.
P.O.D.
Pantera.
Paradise Lost.
Perdiem.
Pink Floyd.
The Police.
Portishead.
Probot.
The Prodigy. (1)
Queens Of The Stone Age.
Rage Against The Machine.
Rammstein.
Re: Ignition.
Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Richard Cheese.
Rise Against.
Roger Walters.
The Rolling Stones.
Saliva.
Samhein.
Seether.
Sepultura.
Shadows Fall. (1)
Sikfuk.
Skid Row.
Skindred.
Skinlab.
Slayer. (2)
Slipknot. (2)
Small.
Smother. (1)
Soil. (2)
Soilwork.
Soulfly. (2)
Soundgarden.
Southpaw Jinx. (1)
Spinal Tap.
Spineshank. (1)
Staind.
Static-X.
Steely Dan.
Sting.
Stone Sour. (3)
Strapping Young Lad. (1)
Superjoint Ritual.
Supertramp.
Syd Barrett.
System Of A Down. (1)
Taproot.
Tenacious D.
Terror.
Textures.
Thin Lizzy.
Threat Signal.
Three Days Grace.
Throwdown.
Tool. (1)
Trivium. (2)
Unearth. (1)
The Union Underground.
The Unknownn.
Velvet Revolver. (2)
The Who.
W.A.K.O.
Whoremoan. (3)
Yes.
Zakk Wylde.
ZZ Top.

*Amount of times seen live in brackets.

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