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Honey H.A.M~

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About Me

So this is the part supposed to be about me, so here goes. Pretty much, im a fun chick. * any one who knows me will tell you im crazy as hell.lol Love to laugh 86% of the time. I have delve back into writing which is always refreshing, so check out the new blogs from time to time.. I Joined the rest of the world with this myspace thing. whats going to be next...lol For fun I LOVE TO SHOP. ill do it til i die. lol I love tattoos and piercings. ( ihave too many of both) I would say im outgoing, easy to get along with, just an overall cool person.. You can hit me up on the yahoo im as well. myni08. If u wanna know the HAM story ask.. and ill fill you in..lolMuch Love, HAM, aka Sugerbox, aka your friend with no benefits!
You are 100% Leo
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Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: i plead the 5th..lol
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: im a cut a bitches throater
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: suffocation
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: hellz yeah
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: Sadly im a big fan
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: umm no
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: FUkin gorgeous!
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: wouldnt know, i aint been single in how long..lol
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: greystone
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: all the time
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: yep
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: i can still do my split..lol
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: FIJI
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: dont eat seafood
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: what?
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: yes.. turbo and ozone ..breakin!
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: only a true loser would know
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: no..lol
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: yes
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: hell to the naw
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: KILL IT!
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: 10-18-08 event of the century
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: yes its legible thats important..lol
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: whatevers in my office that makes me sneeze
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": today
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: who the hell knows
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: yeah.lol
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: scrambled with cheese
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: what was the question.lol
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: probably on the other penis
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 7:38
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: my-my, Ham, Nickypoo, eshie, e, esha besha, moosho..lol the list goies on
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: entering no, exiting yes
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: like 30 mins ago
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: no preference
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: i hope not
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: sometimes
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: potatoes.lol and porn
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: crunchy! honey roasted beeyotch!
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: sure
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: like 3
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: that depends..lol
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: i hate them..lol
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: uhh no cute people dont have to
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: brown
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: last week
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: yes
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: what kinda question is that!
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: nah im psycho
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: what in the what
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: VIOLA all DAY!
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: nah but i kick ass on some inline skates
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: bug free camping is great
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: no.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: sometimes..lol
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: no a vagina is
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: no cheaper to keep her..lol
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: why would i do that
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: probably
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: turkey
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: silver glitter ..lol all the time
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: like no.. love yes
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: those herpes ones..lol hahaha
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: they got kick ass flip flops
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: pretty ricky ricky ricky!.lol
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My Interests

whats more interesting than me!!! Singing,performing, dancing reading, hanging out with friends. Making everyday more interesting to live!!..Take the quiz:
How pretty are you?

You are gorgeous!!!
Congradulations! You are more than just beautiful, you are GORGEOUS! You love to buy pretty clothes, but sometimes you spend a fortune! Lol. Well overal, you have a good personality, unless you are a mean snob.

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I'd like to meet:


Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake
You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.
The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately.
You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.
A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract.

Music:

I dont limit myself to just one type I have an appreciation for all music except go-go. just cant bring myself to love it..lol

Movies:

Favorite movie of all time is Little Shop of Horrors.. I bought it on ebay for 7 dollars..lol I love musicals too anything that i can sing to.

Television:

I am an I LOVE NY fan..lol i dont know why but its hilarious..lol I love the wire like every other young balck person. The L word and my Noaks Arc, Sopranos basically i needs my cable..lol

Books:

Fan of my friend and co worker CP's incredibly Fabulous website. This is real music.com So if you are a true fan or music then check it out.. Definetly worth it! :P See CP I told u i got ur back!

Heroes:

Miss U GOT JOKES 07 - ROYAL BADD ASSES!

My Blog

Conceited White Fantasy

I am the girl who likes to get what she wants. I mean, why not? A lot of women pay for what i was naturally born with. Sorta been a thing of mine.. you know.. meet a man ..make him want me.. and then....
Posted by Honey H.A.M~ on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 04:49:00 PST

Gods gift to no one

I cant sleep with your ass anymore.  The stench of that bitches pussy in permanently embedded in your skin. Gods gift to women huh? I bet, after all .. all my girlfriends no what u workin wit. ...
Posted by Honey H.A.M~ on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 04:44:00 PST

"Obsession"

The Scent of your skin, the look in your eyes.. The determination in your soul helps me realize.. you cant handle someone like me. Cuz if you could, you would have understood me when i told your ass b...
Posted by Honey H.A.M~ on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 04:39:00 PST

Turkey Tacos and WINE!!

So since i am partakin on swine and red meat free living. chicken turkey and fish are what i am eating now.. I was feelin taco- ish tonight so thats what i made.. Turkey Tacos! Waaay better than red m...
Posted by Honey H.A.M~ on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:58:00 PST

WORMS...I HATE EM!!!

So im leaving out to go to work lookin rather jiggy if i might say so myself.. Only to find that its raining! Aint that a bitch.. Any woman with hair knows that rain and a new do is always a bad thing...
Posted by Honey H.A.M~ on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:42:00 PST

You cant kick me out!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i went to see dreamgirls......pretty damn exciting i must say! I had previously brought the DREAMGIRLS album so i knew all the songs...lol word for word. beat for damn beat.. And had every intentio...
Posted by Honey H.A.M~ on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 03:20:00 PST

Racist Nuggets pt. 2!!

One of my friends brought it to my attention that the dark meat nuggets have that hard grissle in it .. which is a metaphor for how hard it is to be dark... SEE!!!!!!! I TOLD U !!! RACISM!!!!! and don...
Posted by Honey H.A.M~ on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 03:41:00 PST

Chicken Nuggets... = Racism!

Why is it...that McDonalds only gives you 4.. When Wendy's gives you 5.. Does that make McDonalds better?? Do they use better ingredients?? Is this just a way to turn america against each other?? The ...
Posted by Honey H.A.M~ on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 03:39:00 PST

Celery

Just a random piece of information.....  Eating Celery makes ur lips go numb.. eat one piece then continue to eat it before you know it.. you have no feelin in your mouth whatsoever..lol dont ask...
Posted by Honey H.A.M~ on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:58:00 PST

Free.. food..liquor.. matchmade in...where am i??

So we had a slammin ass Xmas Partay!!!..lol ( did i just say slamming, maybe theres still some in my system)  People were cool as hell..of course everyone looks better under the influence..lol do...
Posted by Honey H.A.M~ on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:47:00 PST