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About Me

B eers
R azzle dazzle!
I wanna make a supersonic man outta you
T ips run my life
T he extra t is for tits

B adass (in pretendland, where unicorns drink from rainbow fountains and a leprachaun is at the end of the rainbow that shoots out my ass)
A im for the head
R am is not an animal
T yeah, this one's for tits too

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My Blog

NOBODY blogs anymore

So I've exploded my entire life, apparently,because all I rememberis a blinding, deafening, heart-stopping scenefollowed by the feeling that all of my bloodwas preoccupied with something other than ci...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 07:33:00 GMT

Comm Error

I am so sick of everyone elsedoing my talking for me.I am especially sick of medoing the talking for me,especially when I try to  say exactly what I mean,because sometimes it takes me a while.All...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:14:00 GMT

The Most Important Part of the Truth 7/24

There's this empty half of my closet where all your clothes used to be. The rest is still crowdedwith dresses I don't wear and crap I don't use.And there I was alone surrounded by things I needed to t...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:46:00 GMT

I get sick of saying the same thing over and over

I really do fail to understand exactly why it is people enjoy my company. I walk around a lot feeling like something is missing.  I mostly distrust everyone right now because I always feel like ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:27:00 GMT

excuses

so my computer is brokener and i have an unfortuante addiction to rock band... i haven't been on myspace for this reason, so i apologize if you post a hilarious comment and i don't know it's there... ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:06:00 GMT

remember the movie "clueless?"

i found this in the "vintage clothing" section of ebay.this thing i kind of want
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 04:52:00 GMT

i don’t have enough friends to make my grief sound miniscule

thank you gavin castleton.  sometimes you just make sense to me.(shortest blog ever)
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:14:00 GMT

shortest blog ever

   I am not sure how long I have felt this need to do this, but I have a good idea.          I've needed this since I spilled water on my keyboard.  T...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 02:32:00 GMT

okay, um

i have now been awake for 24 hours, worked a ten hour shift, driven three hours, and ingested copious amounts of stimulants, all in the interest of being at the side of a pool with a cocktail as soon ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 12:47:00 GMT

surveys while i wait for laundry

1.Who was your first prom date? derek walker 2. Who was your first roommate?theresa 3. What was your first alcoholic drink?i believe champagne 4. What was your first job? the west orange public libr...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 14:16:00 GMT