I'm a raging alcoholic with severe bipolar disorder and a nose for a good time! I write novels, short stories, and screenplays, but I'm always looking for something new. I love my wife (and the juicy stories in her journal), but we have and open relationship (you ruined my life, you whore!) If you don't have a mental illness and can handle a "man's man," let's hook up!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Francis Scott Fitzgerald
Birthday: 9/24/1896
Birthplace: Saint Paul, Minnesota
Current Location: New York, New York, probably at Sheilah's
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde, like any good white American
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right! Lefties are friends of the Devil!
Your Heritage: Aryan
The Shoes You Wore Today: Oxfords
Your Weakness: Alcohol...mmmm, alcohol....
Your Fears: Zelda. Oh Zelda, why you hurt me so?
Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme! Load me up, boy!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Drinking myself to death
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "like, omg!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: need...liquor...
Your Best Physical Feature: my strong nose and pensive brows
Your Bedtime: whenever I pass out at the bar
Your Most Missed Memory: When Zelda and I were first in love...before she ruined my life!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: It's "McDonald's", moron
Single or Group Dates: orgies!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Jack Daniels
Chocolate or Vanilla: Rum Raisin
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee with Bailey's
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: damn straight
Do you Sing: like a drunken party animal
Do you Shower Daily: more or less...the smell of vomit is hard to conceal
Have you Been in Love: oh, Zelda...
Do you want to go to College: Been to college, wasn't for me
Do you want to get Married: Un/happily married
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in a thing called loooooove...Oooooooh!
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: hellz yeah
Are you a Health Freak: no, the alcoholism rules that out
Do you get along with your Parents: meh
Do you like Thunderstorms: ooooh
Do you play an Instrument: just the music of the heart
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ummmm.....noooooooooo
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes, my own personal cocktail
In the past month have you gone on a Date: with my lovely lady Sheilah Graham
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: um...?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: dipped in vodka
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ew
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, just I flit in and out of the limelight
In the past month have you been Dumped: maybe once or twice...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: maybeeeee
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: of course not!
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: Collapsing at my mistress Sheilah's house, while clinging to her mantle, after two heart attacks, tuberculosis, and liver failure like you wouldn't believe
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a caterpillar!
What country would you most like to Visit: Zimbabwe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/blonde
Short or Long Hair: short and sexy
Height: shorter than me
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: preppy-golfer
Number of Drugs I have taken: oh man...
Number of CDs I own: CDs?
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: I'm not telling...(two on my ass!)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to count :(
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