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LiBERATE.

i smell really bad and I also hate you.

About Me

I'm a pretentious asshole who will not like you unless you consume atleast 3.4 half gallons of vodka a week. My ambitions include annhilation of the vile and detestable human race on this directionless, spinning, insignificant blue green rock hovering in the depths of the galaxy. I hate you, if you want to be my friend I extend my deepest pity for you. I also like cuddling with cute bunnies and taking long walks in the park with C4 strapped on me and a sign that reads "The end has already came and gone, now what?"

My Interests

Pulling the fire alarms in retirement homes, hassling ice cream companies to make a flavor that tastes like biting down on aluminim foil with fillings. I also like making things that look like bombs but are actually filled with candy and "you're special" cards.

I'd like to meet:

people who are psychologically incapable of acknowledging their own insanity.. rather than the cliche "I'm insane and I want to be noticed".. I would also like to meet hobos and tricksters with no shoes on their feet.

Music:

Folk music, crust punk, music that offends everyone especially feminists.

Movies:

clock work orange, and that one about the two guys who do stuff.

Books:

Nietzsche, Camus, Sarte, The books I write.. "diseases and sewer rats with diplomatic immunity" and "How to survive planet earth when you're half dead; the poindexters guide to living among malcontents, idiots and social butterflies"