Too smart for my own good.
Over-educated. (lots of nice, meaningless letters after my name)
Serious, SERIOUS fan/admirer of the great Spalding Gray. God rest ya, Spald. I really *miss* you every day. Every single damn day.
Perfect pitch/professional singer. (not as cool as you might think)
Voracious reader..(much cooler than you could imagine)
....and really really poor right now. (dammit. not cool. not fun. it just sucks.).