Preparation for parenthood |
Preparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books and decorating the nursery. Here are 12 simple tests for expectant parents to take to prepare themselves for the real-life experi...
Posted by Romel on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:47:00 PST |
Gilligan's Island |
Years ago, CBS had a popular little series called GILLIGAN'S ISLAND. There is, however, a dark secret about this "comedy" you may never have realized. The island is a direct representation of ...
Posted by Romel on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:35:00 PST |
Doe Re Mi Beer |
DOE RE MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson. DOUGH... the stuff...that buys me beer... RAY..... the guy that sells me beer... ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer, FAR..... the distance to my beer...
Posted by Romel on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 04:56:00 PST |
Norm!! |
Some of the best Norm Peterson quotes from "Cheers": "What's shaking, Norm?" "All four cheeks & a couple of chins." "What's new, Normie?" "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach &a...
Posted by Romel on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:41:00 PST |
The 5 toughest questions for men |
The 5 toughest questions for men are: 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died? What mak...
Posted by Romel on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:54:00 PST |
5 Proverbs for a Healthier Life |
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage ...
Posted by Romel on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:40:00 PST |
61 Things Girls dont know about Guys |
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 3... Guys may b...
Posted by Romel on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:33:00 PST |
RULES FOR CALLING SHOTGUN |
RULES FOR CALLING SHOTGUN 1) The first person to yell "SHOTGUN" gets to ride in the front seat. 2) The remaining back seats may be divvied up in the same manner by being the first to cal...
Posted by Romel on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:42:00 PST |
Joke! |
What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart ...
Posted by Romel on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 02:04:00 PST |
Short Quiz |
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll d...
Posted by Romel on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:15:00 PST |
