I had the "I dream of genie" song stuck in my head for an entire year once!! and it pissed me off so i made up lyrics for it... if you wanna know.. just ask for 'em... but besides that, I'm an out of work porn star...... for now me and my boy fritz are starting a band called WILD STALLIONS... we were gonna go with the name TAME PONIES as to not to be confused with the slightly less popular band wyld stallyons... but in end our music is just better so we felt we had the rights to that name.. hahahha.. but seriously we will revolutionize the universe with our music... it will be the pinnacle of human consciousness. Our music is so good that we will be able to create unicorns and other cool shit like that.... and once the unicorns are here, it will be as if they always have been. someone will ask "where did all these unicorns come from?" and I'll reply, "what do you mean? there have been unicorns since the dawn of man as we knew him." That is how powerful our music will be. so be ready. As quoted in Rolling Stone Magazine about the stallions: " The apex of coherent thought has been achieved with Wild Stallions first album. It is what has been and always was. However it has not been realized yet in the past although the future has already been determined in the present. To not understand is normal for the stallions don't need you to. The human brain is not capable of the omnipotent thought patterns these two lords possess. They have already decided you are not to understand and it is likely you never will, for your past has been altered in the future. The prophecy is upon you. rated R. " oh yea also... zombies.... i think it is important that everyone has a zombie action plan... in case those zombies come back around this way. obviously that is a joke, or i don't know sometimes i wish things were more interesting. maybe i'll be half serious now.... I garauntee that i'm not like ANYONE you've ever met before... fuck i don't know how to spell garauntee... is that right... oh well.... you get the point.....or maybe not....i'm done for now... maybe later i'll come up with some more brilliant ideas... later on..... you know what else bugs me?, As an adult, I'm not supposed to go down slides. So if I'm at the top of a slide, I have to pretend that I got there accidentally. "How the hell did I get up here? I guess I have to slide down. Whee!" That's what you say when you're having fun. -(MH). and now a word of advice.... try to refrain from using the word "intense", many people have made the mistake of uttering that word and it has always turned out badly for them because whenever someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face... so please be pre-warned and for your own saftey really think it through before using the word "intense"... thank you and have a nice day!
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