nachos, pornography, guitar, music in general, tacos, my own hair, bookses, trying to be funny, and ya know, the lay-days
I'd like to meet:
hot bitches with big racks. either that, or highly-intelligent monkeys.or maybe Jesus. ya know, that whole "dying for our sins" thing was pretty nice of him.
Music:
punk, metal, acoustic rock, classic rock, classical, older rap, some "screamo", uh, tiny bits of country... techno=gay, emo=homo, i hath spoken, so sayeth the Lord.
::deep breath:: metallica, bad religion, nofx, dropkick murphys, guttermouth, thrice, goldfinger, bob dylan, led zeppelin, foo fighters, flogging molly, rancid, social distortion, stephen lynch, tiger army, sublime, strung out, avenged sevenfold, alice in chains, jack johnson, matisyahu, journey, authority zero, megadeth, vandals, iron and wine, me first and the gimme gimmes, rise against, kenny rogers, pennywise, kermit the frog, tom petty, johnny cash, pantera, nekromantics, guns n' roses, bouncing souls, bobby darin, ludacris, afi, no use for a name, stevie wonder, kenny loggins, suicide machines, red gun radar, chevelle - the list goes on and on...
Movies:
boondock saints, army of darkness, princess bride, donnie darko, memento, lotr, office space, reservior dogs, wayne's world is classic, the porn i make is pretty nice, goonies, american history x, way of the gun, willow, labyrinth, lock stock and two smoking barrels, snatch, bubba ho-tep, team america: world police, spider-man (solely because of bruce campbell), etc and so forth.
Television:
comedy central mostly (south park, chappelle's show, daily show, cc presents, etc), my name is earl, bullshit!, the history channel, mythbusters is always good, good eats, 24, simpsons, futurama, top chef, iron chef, family guy, anything funny or interesting really. as long as it's not "reality television" or things of that nature, oh yes, and porn, of course.
Books:
j.r.r. tolkien, stephen king, george r.r. martin, douglas adams, c.s. lewis, anne rice, michael crichton, h g wells, plato, homer, dr. seuss, highlights magazine, hustler, christopher moore, terry pratchett, tom clancy, clive cussler
Heroes:
kim jong-il, john dorian, adolph hitler, satan, joseph stalin, vlad the impaler, napoleon, atilla the hun, carrot top, steve urkel, mr. t, perry cox, alf, hulk hogan, beelzebub, the fraggles, osama bin laden, lando calrissian, saddam hussein, carlton banks, lucifer, gary coleman, jenna jameson, jesus, pauly shore, link from the legend of zelda, chuck norris
